Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Lockdown has begun. We have secured a 4000 meter radius of the academy and all infantry is alert and accounted for. He isn't escaping underground, we have snipers with infrared heat sensors and 42 men patrolling various sectors reporting in every 22 minutes.

Do we have his location? Has he fled? Wheres Che goddamnit, I need the neccassary information. If he's still located within 4000m of the grounds we can go on lockdown. It will cost a lot of money but we need to take action now if we are going to catch this SOB.

sir i apprehend RagnaToad any orders sir

Cheers boss much appreciated.

I'll believe it when I see it. Good luck.

So he was a spy, afterall. I'll bring it to the attention of my select few to seek him out and destroy him.

What!? Impossible!

People stop being assholes? You haven't dealt with many adults, have you? I don't care what you think of me (or what your strange fascination is with douches, for that matter -- I don't even want to know about that one), I was just laughing at the idea that you "have plenty intelligent to say". That statement alone would be about the only funny joke you've ever come up with.

Sounds good. Where do I sign up?

Maybe someday your sense of humor will mature past personal insults and assumptions and references to douches. Maybe it won't, I don't know. Most kids grow out of that kind of thing in high school, but for some, it takes until they get into the real world. At least you have something to look forward to.

...

(Please do. It's awfully dusty in here.)

It's his group. I have infiltrated it on behalf of the GDEAA. What do you want to know about it?

Wonderful! Now maybe we can begin educating.

Thanks for the vote Master Eastwood.

So they are. I will have to get to it.