Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

What are your plans, sir?

This is indeed true.

rwar hahaha.

I am a man in need of a woman.

I'm flattered.

I'm enjoying it quite well, President Eastwood. It's infinitely better than my last job as a professional hand soap dispenser destroyer. It seemed like now matter how many I bricked, a new one would be there the next day. However, at our academy, I feel like everything I do actually makes a small difference in each student's life.
Also, when do the students start enrolling if the Open House continues through December?

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I never did set a closing date for it. December sounds lovely! Thank you, sir.

Guards have been noticing some unusual activity between the 2750m and 3200m regions of our grounds. Gaurds are roming areas they shouldn't be and reporting in an unprofessional manner, which leads me to believe we have lost a few men to assasination and we have imposters posing as our own. In best interest to soldiers safety I've had to ask all patrol to return to the front gates immediatly to be accounted for and assessed. I'll need prof. s.h.i.t here in case things go wrong. Xana might also be needed for psychanalytic evaluation of our soldiers, I feel that we have more than rat amoung our ranks.

OH GOD I CAN'T HANDLE THE STRESS OF THA- Oh ok then. May I ask what you'll be away doing on February 29, 11:59? Perhaps trying to reach February 30th so people will quit being dicks when I ask when their birthday is so maybe I can get them a ****ing card for once?

What if I'm using a sword or a club?
Also, I've set the first open house for the academy to be Tomorrow, February 29, 11:59 EST. Any preparations by the faculty in order to properly welcome the students must be completed before then. I'll make an announcement

no there good

The spoon is a tricky tool of disembowelment to master, but I believe i have the ways figured out sir.

I shall report back soon, sir.

Sir, with all do respect, we should just take action anyway. We should deal with any major potential threats immediately and without remorse.