Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Thank ewe, old sir

(Brainwashed way too hard.)

It's on!

Whenever I see a post of yours, such as your recent post concerning Rick Santorum, I think back to the visitor message in which you told me that you "have plenty intelligent to say" ... and I laugh. Thanks for making me laugh again.

sir i just got the electromagnetic perimeter fences while i was walking i found a strange device so i ate it i have a new power i can see through clothes dont worry the device if it was harmful it is debomb becas i ate it when i eat somthing like a bomb it well debomb

I'll get Professor S.H.I.T., sir.

Ok I am a Professor of History and appointed Slave Master.

First rule as leader is that you accept responsibility for all mistakes.

I don't know the best ones are all taken 0_o

Well I am a Pharaoh so maybe I should be a professor of Egyptology or History
or maybe Historical weapons although I do like slaves maybe I should be the slave master.

...

(Mind has been subdued.)

He's a god damned commie, sir.

Nah, if there's anything I learned about being a man, it's that finding North using a tree and some stars is key to wilderness survival because shut the hell up and get me a beer.
Also, we could translate the acronyms into Al Bhed to confuse our opposition. Do we have any opposition yet?

It seems like new problems arise every time I turn around.
Solution one: I will only face North for the rest of forever.
Solution Two: Use creative acronyms, perhaps?

Sure, I don't mind. Would you fill me in on what is it I have to do?

I'll be whatever you want me to be, baby.

WTF is this shit I am still waiting for my pending invitation to the group and what role will you assign me Mr Eastwood.