Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Do you think they'd accept Subway stamps?

But where shall I put it? It's going to need a lot of space, provided the sheer size of your testicles will be houses on-campus.
I meant complete as in I now have a reason to be happy.

My life is complete.

Depends on what you plan on doing once you reach doggy heaven. If you plan on becoming the new Dog God, then yes, however-
. . . Wait a second, this is a trick question. EVERYTHING you say or do is bad ass.

Highly proficient. That, and once I run out of gum, I start kicking alien ass.

Uh... I can put my pants on two legs at a time. So I guess moderately badass

Couldn't you hire a less badass, but still highly badass, Vice-president or something to finish it when you forget?

In every movie/real-life account I've seen/read about you, you seem to be a professional in the field of swooning ladies. I think you should start an academy for young, struggling, non-badass individuals so that we may one day have an entire generation of people like you.

That's right. You're so good at kicking ass, you can take something that doesn't have an ass and force it to have one so that you can kick it.

Cool, dude. Just goes to show you're not just some frail old man; you're The Goddamn Clint Eastwood!

fck nomenclature and and his whole family... thats wtf i say about that

Thanks.
And I will go see it soon, I might find some affable nitwit to accompany me

Holy Shit. I want one. Extreme laziness ftw.

Wait. but what if I want my eggs scrambled ?

You are brilliant

Where and when?