Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Maybe a walk to the store for some ice cream will work your back out? That's unless, of course, that you're a pro and have ice cream already in your house.

I am terribly lost.

Obviously Sasquatch hasn't seen magnum force.

In another week, I can change it to three years without a warning. Exciting, is it not? ^^

I'm very good, thanks for asking. How're you?

I do believe I just saw you on commercial during the Superbowl,Mr.Eastwood

That's odd -- I simply assumed you stayed out of Intellectual Discussion because you have nothing intellectual to say. Seriously, when is the last time you've had anything serious to post? Now, I realize that, for some reason, you intentionally portray yourself as a pretentious schmuck on the forums here, and I'm sure you enjoy doing that. But you must appreciate the irony in the person who hardly ever says anything that isn't intentionally stupid complaining about the way somebody talks to somebody else. Yes, I help people make themselves look stupid. But they do most of the work on their own. If somebody doesn't like that, they have two choices: they can either not be stupid, or they can choose not to debate with somebody who will point out their stupidity.

I don't know what beanstalk is.
Me.
I'm not.

Haha. Is there a particular reason you're saying so, or is it just my general lesbianish nature?

My mom is a lesbian so I guess I would probably come by it naturally.... I've only had the pleasure of sex with dudes, though. But you might be onto something.

Always glad to bring a little joy in a person's life...even if it's at my own expense.

What?

Reminds me at once of Highlander and of Princess Mononoke, when the ape spirits wanted to eat the human and steal his power. Also, of the rat mother who ate her babies because a cat had them all trapped, and she didn't want the cat getting her energy.

Wow. You are full of surprises! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing. Did the cubs reach adulthood, or were there genetic problems? I suppose they had your genes though, so they were probably super human/lion hybrids.

I can't say I have. I am not as bad ass as you. I might feel sorry for the foolish lioness, but she should've known not to mess The Goddamn Clint Eastwood.

I've met a few who thought they were a cut above the average Joe. Anyway, since that's the only viable currency I have at the moment, that is what their pay will be.

My hands are long overdo for falling off, then. Cats have scratched my hands since I was a small one. I have a cat now who scratches my hands on a regular basis as play. Just got my blood tested today... Hopefully nothing comes back!