Clint
I invented Go-Gurt.

Yeah, Bane could break his back like he did in the comics, except that he'd die this time actually. And no Azreal Batman or whatever.

No, the Riddler will allegedly be played by Johnny Depp. Actually, that's a lie too; he's not gonna be in this next one, Catwoman and Bane will be.

I'm a bastard, clearly. (?)

No, only in other countries, so no worries. Huh, your avatar really reminds me of the old films my dad forces me to watch... :]

I would put 17 bullets in osama. What about your good self? I imagine you would do the same.

I always put off sending a reply to you because I want my replies to be witty so you can like me and not hate me, but this just causes me to forget until much later and then I feel like an idiot.

lol this reminds of the eye of the tiger, which reminds me of Mike Tyson, which reminds me of Hangover 2. Have you seen that movie yet? I heard it wasn't very good.

I...uh...I no speak Engleesh well?

Yeah, my house.

Hmm, indeed and congradulations.

Hmm, while we're on the subject of your dramatic world changes, I'd like to say: I have finally goten a chance to sit down and watch Unforgiven. Greatest movie ever.

OMFG it's your Birthday

I now present you with your birth chart:

I heard you gain +10 ranks in Bad assery every birthday. True?

oh, and happy birthday. Damn, you're old.

Play misty for me

Happy birthday good ser Eastwood!