The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a big piece of cheese
*insert a big mac*

you get a soggy, crappy whopper!

*inserts cheese*

You get a big peice of bacon
*inserts coin*

u get to of them.....

*inserts a bulletin saying "I love u"*

*Inserts coin for the first time*

You get an action figure of doom.

*inserts coins

you get an old man who kicks you in the balls and says
NO DOUBLE POSTING, READ DA RULES"

*insert bolded coin*

My bad. I missed that one. =/

*You get a boomerang

*Inserts coin

you get a 12 foot bunny
*insert coin*

you get a waffle
*inserts coin*

you get a tooth
*insert a dinosaur*

You get a Google share. =)

Inserts coin and bank statement*

you get a coin!

*inserts coin*

You get a bounced check!

*Inserts coins ;)

you get a pie
*insert coin*

You get a blue muffin. =)

*Inserts coins with sticky fingers

you get a hamster named phil
*insert left ear*

You get cholera.

*Inserts coins

you get head cancer
*insert football*

you get a soccer ball

*inserts coin*

You get dirt.

Inserts coin*

you get a cd
*insert typo*

You get NP: Dream Theater - Lie "Awake" [44 Khz/192 Kbps] written on your arm.

*Insert the br00tal coinz

you a chocobo
*inserts a Taco*

You get an moar br00tal coinz ov d00m which is better than all of your cars.

*Inserts car and coins

wtf is that? what ever it gave me i dont want it and i cant read your typege.
*inserts a coin*

you get a portal to dimension 0

*inserts coin*

you get a toaster
*inserts a bagle*

You get a Space-Dye Vest ¬¬

*Inserts crappy keyboard coins

you get a new keyboard
*inserts google*