The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve a anime eye twitch

*Inserts sphere grid*

YOU GET A NOTE THAT SAYS "WHY IS THIS IN CAPS?

*insert coin*

You get maxpower beaten up by a thug and melted in a frying pan :) Sorry maxpower sometimes you just gotta pick on the Trainers. (And for the record im a squire!!!)

*Inserts therpist...who is currently high*

You get a giant golden statue of a sumo wrestler which is so big and heavy that it crushes your very existance.

*inserts middle finger*

you get a picture of president bush *snicker*

*inserts coin*

You receive a free lap dance from Ms.Clause. :eek:

*punches vending machine and inserts an old woman*

You recieve an old man (I hope its not the same person)

*inserts a the collector's edition version of FF12*

you get a bug.

*insert a giant tree, somehow fitting it into the coin slot*

You recieve a twig from the Iifa tree... and a splinter

*inserts an insert*

u receive a bag where u can put everything u want....

(since were putting parts of the machine...) *inserts the base of the vending machine*

You recieve some tasty potato latkes

*inserts a Sandy Claws*

u receive a sandy claws in panties (pink by the way)

*inserts ultima junctioned*

you recieve a billy idol action figure with new kung fu grip! :shake:

*inserts a box of fudge*

u receive nothing....looks like the machine isnt a big fan of fudge (XD)

*inserts a dollar*

You get a quarter (smooth :rolleyes:)

*inserts a nearly invisible post*

guess its free....

*inserts earthbound*

Recieves Ness in a Loch Ness Monster costume

*inserts coiniage*

Receive's Skinny dipping strawberry moogle

*Inserts Kentucky Firega chocobo*

Your whole party gets imp status

*inserts moogle suit*

You get a moogle in a suit!

*inserts a collection of MST3k VHS tapes*

You recieve a like-like ring

*inserts a chocolate coin*

you recieve a VHS/DVD player combo

*Inserts a stuffed moogle(Or is it?)*

You recieve a slave moogle in a chain, hancuffs, and...uh... bondage

*inserts coin*

The vending machine tranforms into a robot and disinigrates your pants, then it changes back.

*inserts a banana*

you get a vegetarian

*inserts a chrono trigger cartridge*

You recieve a Chrono Crusades DVD #3, lucky you

*Inserts random anime icon*

you recieve A LOT of porno mags (lucky you)

*inserts a handy dandy notebook*

you recieve a proxy report

*Inserts trisket crackers*

You recieve some wheat thins

*inserts my pet rock Chet*

You recieve a chia pet o.O

*inserts a rupee*