The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get a varia suit (yay now I can go in lava!)

*inserts my dentures*

You receive a new bingo card!

*inserts chips*

you recieve a Bingo, and win twenty bucks

*inserts ready whip*

You recieve some kool whip

*inserts a dilapitated corpse*

you receive yourself o.O

*inserts another vending machine*

your change got stuck...you recieve nothing

*inserts justin Timberlakes new cd (Eeeek)*

You recieve a revolver (now you can murder Colonel Mustard! :))

*inserts my bed sheets*

You get back a stained pillow...

*inserts spoon*

You get a bent spoon.

*inserts a ham bone*

You revieve a ham without a ham bone

*inserts happy bone*

You recieve a peach without a pit

*Inserts James and the giant peach*

You get James with a miniture peach on his hand.

*inserts journal*

you recieve a plain book

*inserts computer*

You reviece a reading book

*inserts rub-on Zell tattoo.*

You get a real tattoo on your arm.

*inserts extra large t-shirt*

You get Mr. T

*Inserts a battle ship*

You get small ship figure

*inserts chess set*

you recieve a notice from the machine not to insert anything but coins, that and an angry bunch of people behind you waiting their turn

*angrilly inserts coin*

You get some "SPECIAL" pills

Inserts cute n' cuddly stuff

You get a poyozo doll!

*inserts dreamstone*

*you get Ranger*

inserts coin and drinks a pop

You get the master sword

*inserts triforce*

you get the master sword!

(dang you beat me to replying to maxpower, you got a masamune sword instead for the above one)

*inserts coin*

you get a mullet

*inserts ichi yen*

You receive sushi with extra wasabi

*inserts japanese prostitute*

you recieve a japenese stalker!

*inserts Nobu Uematsu*

You get a black mages outfit!

*inserts keyboard*

Yay! *puts on black mage outfit*
you get a monsterous piano the size of your house!

*inserts coin, hoping for an organization cloak*

You get a used organization 13 cloak

Inserts japanese/english dictionary

you get a japenese/english translator, just insert it into your brain

*inserts coin, and puts on organization cloak*