The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You receive 'How to Blitz" by Tidus and Wakka

*Kicks in the coin*

You receive "How to be freaking awesome" by Auron.

*inserts the omega coin 5000*

You recieve a pooper scooper and chocobo shit.

*puts coin in*

you recieve a chocobo with a STD and wants to pass it on

*inserts coin*

*shoots chocobo and puts it in vending machine*

You recieve a Turkey dinner! Eat up.

WARNING: You may recieve HIV from eating this turkey

*puts coin in*

*you recieve Luke Skywalker's severed hand!

*puts a coin in*

You receive a Moogle that has been dead for 1000 years.

*kicks the coin in and stubs toe*

You recieve Cid's mop and a rusty bucket. "Get scrubbin'!"

*inserts 10gil*

You recieve Clouds fetis.

*Inserts coin*

You recieve stick-on Tifa boobs

0________o' *sticks Cloud's phoetus in machine and sprays detol on hands*

Detol protects against 99.9% of bacteria! fact!

you recieve clouds hair (which is his Pheotus)

*inserts a turkey*

you recieve some tonberry jerky

*inserts a strand of hair*

you recieve a hair kebab

*inserts this sentence*

You receive Cloud's boots

*insertage of coin*

you recieve Tidus' nipples

*inserts coin*

O.o ......

You receive a Tifa cosplay outfit xD

*kicks the coin in*

You recieve life size Tidus doll!! And mog cookies.

* pitches a coin in at 89mph*

Yay! *hugs Tidus doll*

*pops in coin and waits for more Tidus stuff*

You recieve rotting Tidus Corpse.

*puts coin in*

You receive a Remedy! Great, it heals all status ailments! Just incase you ever need to get rid of that nasty STD!

*puts coin in*

You receive the corpse of General Leo XD

*tosses coin in*

you recieve......your own corpse. Oh wait, its only a mirror. :D

*sticks in a coin*

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You recieve rotting Tidus Corpse.

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Xeim receives "Summoning for Dummies" courtesy of Yuna.

*pops coin in*

Oh thanks. you recieve a big kiss from Tidus.

*sticks in a coin*

You recieve .... Tidus's secret stalker !!

-Inserts a cookie in it-

you recieve a pizza because it doesnt take cookies

*inserts a sheep*

You received my anoyying cousin !! *Thank youT_T*

-inserts a virus in-

you recieve Chlamydia! [you get what you give]

*chucks in coin*

You received an unknown being....booo~~~

-Inserts a coin with mouth-

Since when were STDs Final Fantasy things? XD

You receive a life size statue of princess garnets step-mother............ew......

*insertage of the coin*