The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You stole potion

*hooks coin back out with on string* =]

You recieve Irvine's rubber duckie... it... viberates? 0_________o

*inserts coin*

You recieve a bar of choco-brand chocolate.

*inserts coin*

You recieve "A guide to leg cramps" by Laguna

*inserts coin*

recieves a back ache........

*inserts hand*

You get your hand stuck so Auron chops it off =)

*inserts shiny coin*

You get a Tifa tit.

*puts coin in*

Eww...

You receive Cloud's old and dirty shoes

*inserts the pretty coin*

your recieve a blitzball with a bomb in it

*inserts coin*

You receive an eggplant

*inserts coin in the vending machine*

you recieve a vending machine that wants to inserts coins to you

*inserts burger*

*The Vendine Machine Denied*

*As a reward,you've been machine-gunned of gold balls by the vending machine*

-inserts coin in-

*the coin comes out*

*takes it and hits Kawaii on the head*

*puts hand in his pocket, and steals another coin*

*inserts the coin in the vending machine, and runs away*

the vending machine chases you and gives you a gyashi green

*inserts coin*

you receive an X-Potion

*inserts the glittery coin*

You received a glittery engagement ring from Yuna.

-inserts a chicken-

O.o Yuna is gay? =O *runs away from Yuna* Ewww....

You receive Rikku under the influence of Haste

*steals some gil from Tidus and inserts it into the vending machine*

You get molested by Vaan.

*puts coin in*

Um...Ew.

You receive a Gunblade keychain

*inserts coin*

You recieve a Magus Sisters musical jewlery box.

*inserts coin*

Finally! Something normal! LOL

You receive Zell plushie

*inserts a coin*

Hehehe :D You recieve a tickle-me-Yuna doll.

*chuckles to self while inserting coin*

xD You receive Zell's hair

*drags Zell's dead body away before inserting coin* "had to kill him to get his stupid hair" lol

you get the box containing "mother" RUN!!!!

*inserts coin*

I run away, and the vending machine does too, so you receive nothing.

*inserts coin*

you recieve nothing because the Vending Machine hasnt returned yet :D

*returns machine*
*inserts coin*

You recieve a Yuffie gumball dispenser. Each gumball is the colour of each materia!

*pushes coin into machine*

You recieve Eiko's training bra...o.0;;

*Inserts coin and Eiko's training bra* =]

You recieve a blitzball autographed by Wakka.

*kicks the machine so that it'll give something*

The vending machine feels that it is being abused, so it gives you nothing.

*inserts coin*