The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you recieve a kingdom-model Gummi ship
*inserts coin*

you recieve a Traverse Town model
*inserts coin*

you recieve a deck of "Kingdom Hearts Official Card Game"
*inserts Coin*

You recieve a sludge factory

*Inserts Muk

You recieve a concert ticket to see the infamous moogle rock-band the "Muk-Muks" live!

*inserts piece of cheap metal that is the exact weight and size of a coin*

You fooled the vending machine so you get 1 million of whatever currency you want.

*inserts coin*

you receive a dime bag of gysahl greens

*inserts coin*

you recieve a giant hammer
*inserts coin*

You get a Calbrena Doll! *it starts attacking you*

*inserts coin!*

you recieve a piece of wood. Go hit yourself with it because you didn't get a good prize
*inserts coin*

you get......a lump of iron. Gosh, I'm really low on ideas today........

*inserts coin*

you got a giant ball of hair
*inserts coin*

I think were're all out of ideas then....

you recieve a plushy Dagger (the character)

*inserts coin*

i think your right
you recieve a gernade
*inserts coin*

I know I'm right.

you recieve ok, yeah im out of ideas so.......*drags Tare over and makes him bake cookies.* You recieve some of Tare's famous moogle cookies. (seriously don't ask........I'm out of ideas.........gosh where IS Tare, its been a long time......)

*inserts coin*

umm... yeah. A SOLDIER jumps out of the machine and whacks you in the face with a wooden pole. You recieve a black eye!
*inserts coin*

why was it wooden??? hmmmm....
You get poisoned.

*inserts coin*

(because wood gives splinters)
you get a a pair of wings!
*inserts coin*

(youre mean)
you get a jar of sea water

*inserts coin*

you get a piece of sand
*inserts coin*

you get a boulder

*inserts coin*

you get a robot dinosaur
*inserts coin*

you get a tricycle (it used to be Zidane's lol.)

*inserts coin*

you recieved a note that said "please try again"
*inserts coin*

you get a tent

*insertscoin*

you get a black robe, like the ones worn by organization XIII.
*inserts coin*

you recieve Axel's chakrams

*inserts coin*

you recieve a can of hair-die
*inserts coin*

Im cool with it if its red.

you get a wig

*inserts coin*

sure, it can be red.
You get a Bridge named after you
*inserts coin*