The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get a bloody can of soda!

*inserts coin*

You get to watch gil quest at this link
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/142892
*inserts coin*

You get a plate full of pancakes~yum
*puts coin in*

you get the same thing but with sugar free syrup is on them
*inserts cion*

you get the stuff Squall was drinking in Wutai

*inserts coin*

You get a lunch box full of magic goodies and sandwichs!

*Inserts one of those magic sandwichs*

you get slapped for stealing one of my sandwiches. And you get a letter from me over the mognet.

*inserts coin*

you get the magic sandwich
*inserts my arm*

You gt your arm back along someone elses foot.

*puts coin in*

you get something that is old and dusty like my simple plan cd
*inserts PS9*

you get a PS10 (lets hope it doesnt glitch as much as the PS3)

*inserts coin*

you get some old game
*inserts a new Rolex*

you get........i dunno.....a tonberry.....

*inserts pillow*

You get a fluffy matress!

*puts cupcake inside the machine*

hey, robo kirby, can I write you into a story im writing in the AC quote quiz section?? Im getting bored of just 2 characters.....

you get a gold cupcake

*inserts penny*

you get the bloody dvd that was inserted earlier
*inserts c4*

you get a punch in the face from i dunno someone....

*inserts coin*

You get some one that comes up to you and randomly eats some of your hair
*inserts the random dude*

ewwww.......


you get a oglop

*inserts coin*

you get a "how to breakdance like pikachu" video!

*insert coin*

you get to see Yazoo shoot Marlene in the face
*inserts moogle*

You get blown up!

*Inserts gil with a naughty picture of Tifa on it!* O_O

I jump out of the Machine and chop you up into pieces
*inserts cell's pieces*

you get c4
*inserts lit dynamite*

You die
*insert somefuzzy like a bunny*

You get it back
*inserts Robo_kirby*

You get a piece of paper saying "Please insert only coins into the vending machine"

*insrets coin*

Robo kirby jumps out and snaps your neck
*inserts your lifeless body.*

You got a big of fritos!

*inserts coin*

You get the dead body
*inserts friutos*