The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get a toenail.

*Inserts a piece of rubber shoe-sole*

you get a shoe
*inserts panckae*

You recieve 5 pancakes

*inserts Seymour*

you get him naked
*inserts Yuna*

*Plays with naked Seymour >.>*

You recieve Yuna in Seymour's clothes XD

*inserts toast*

you get Millenia
*inserts Seymour*

You recieve Seymour with his clothes back on.

*inserts FFX soundtrack*

you get FFXIII soundtrack

*kicks Yazoo* You're supossed to put somthing in the machine!

*inserts Rikku plushies*

You get nothing
*stuffs you in the machine*

..yay I found my Rikku plushies! *huggles Rikku plushies*

erm..I can't exactly insert anything while I'm in here...

*cuts you in half for not having anything to put in the machine*
*inserts coin*

You recieve a firaga spell

*inserts one half of body*

You get the other half!

*puts coin in*

you found a freind
*inserts coin*

You get a paper thats says STFU on it
*inserts paper

You get space candy!

*puts a flashlight*

you eternal suffering
*inserts death*

..You get a pheonix down!

*inserts rum candies*

You get a bottle of rum
"inserts Whopper*

you get a big mac
*inserts coin*

you get 2 coins
*inserts Xeim*

you get a snickers bar
*inserts TFF*

You get banned
*inserts self*

i can't tell you what you got since i'm banned, so until i'm unbanned you don't get anything
*inserts left arm*

you get unbanned
*can't insert nothing since i'm in it*

you get you, and a diet pepsi
*inserts right arm*

you get tyour left arm back
*inserts coin*

you get 50 coins
*inserts italicized text*

you et bold text
*inserts a book*