The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

*You received a hobo !!*

*inserts a coin*

You got Cloud's Hair Gel!

*inserts gil*

You get... to wear the hobo's clothes for a day!

*inserts coin*

You received a rock....Laugh will ya...It's funny

*inserts a coin*

You received.... Tifa's shirt

*inserts girl*

(steals tifa's shirt from you)

You recieved a girl's skirt.

*inserts coin*

You get... Final Fantasy VII: Before Crisis, for your cell phone.

*inserts gil*

You recieved Squall's leather jacket.

*pops in 7 gil*

you receive 3x Adamantite

*inserts 100 gp (ffvii)*

You get... chicken

*inserts gil*

You get a slap in the face for eating the chicken. [Savage!! =O]

*inserts beef*

IF YOU BEAT ME AGAIN............. ILL GET NAKIE :O

You get... A slice of veal, cooked medium-rare.

*inserts meat*

*Glomps veal* Medium-rare is the best.

You recieved corn beef [ewie]

*inserts trucker cap*

you get an oversized cow with the trucker cap on

*inserts BBQ sauce*

You recieve a steak sandwich

*inserts 'Walk Like an Egyptian'* Gotta love that song ;p

You get... tater-tots

*inserts chicken*

You recieve a video instructing the chicken dance.

*inserts feather*

you recieve a box of feathers O.O


*inserts cat*

You receive a video instructing the Hampster dance.

*inserts gum*

you get a video instructing the hamsterized chicken dance.(I dunno, I just got real bored *throws hands up in the air.* Its lame, and I know it...)

*inserts hamster*

You get.... Millenia

*inserts gil*

you get...cheesevixen

*inserts gill*

You get... sex

*inserts gil*

*stretches*. I don't like being shoved through the vending machine recieval slot.

You recieve Xeim

*inserts book*

you get... Twilight

*inserts gil*

You recieve ..erm.. Daylight?

*inserts clothes tag*

you recieve a pair of jeans

*inserts a candy bar*

You recieve the candy bar wrapper [something inside the machine's eating all the candy]

*inserts dumbell*

You get......a smart bell. Just for the heck of it.

I gotta go, so I'll talk to you soon!!!

*inserts....a ribbon*

*uses smartbell >.>*

Seeya!

When you get back, you'll recieve a ribbon with special attachments.

*inserts box*