The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

Yay, massage. You recieve a jumping poodle wearing a tutu >.>

*inserts coin*

You get... a book about how to train tutu-wearing dogs

*inserts tutu*

You recieve the tutu, now filled with a cat.

*inserts chocolate coin*

You get a chocolate covered....chocobo egg? :confused:

*inserts coin*

you recieve a chocolate covered coin. You bite into it before realizing that it is, indeed a real coin.

*inserts mustard*

You recieve a mustard-covered coin. don't bite!

*inserts mint*

Surprise! out comes a dark dragon hungry and looking at you!

*Inserts head*

You get a black mage's hat signed by Vivi himself!! :eek:

*inserts shoe*

out comes a Malboro tentacle!

*inserts tongue*

You receive a bottle of Bacchus' Wine! *cheers*

*inserts bottle opener*

You get... a one-night stay for you and a friend at Neilbelheim Manor

*inserts girl*

You get the girl back, minus the clothes =O

*inserts shoe*

You received .... a sponge...be careful,it bites people head off

*inserts a toenail*

You get a toe without a nail
*inserts final coin*

You get... a yo-yo

*inserts gil*

You received something that has four feet,a head,a tail,and a body...A monkey !!

*inserts the monkey's tail*

You recieved Malboro Freshen spray! Spray a Malboro in it's mouth just before it uses bad breath and it'll give you an amazingly fresh smell(Raises HP by 999 points, also damages Malboro)! Caution: Only one spray should be used per Malboro. Overuse(two sprays or more) will cause a Malboro's Bad Breath attack to turn to poison that may lead to fatal effects on the body or internal organs if inhailed.

*Pops coin in*

You get... A 1/35 Soldier doll from FFVII

*inserts gil*

*You are machine-gunned with spoons as bullets hitting your head over and over again until you are in the next dimension*

*inserts someone's mom*

*Pops coin in again*

waits .... looks around, see no one, unleashes a heavy smack to the side. than a Masamune comes out!!

*The vending machine got angry at you.
It unleashes the biggest Ultima at you and you died painfully while drying for your dog
And then the vending machine eats you alive*

*inserts a coin*

You got deathblow ability?

*takes masamune and inserts it*

You received an innocent little puppy....And then it bites your foot off and runs away XD

*inserts your foot*

You received.... NOTHING - The FF Vending machine owner had to come refill the machine.

*inserts gil*

You received the original copy of Final Fantasy III in Japanese!

*inserts coin*

Hmpf ;(

You got... A Chrono Trigger Mug!

*inserts gold*

-You received the most ugliest doll that was ever made....A Human Poop-
-Inserts a C4-

You revcieved Half a Pheonix Down!

*inserts gil*

*You received Playboy Magazine Platinium the one limited edition*

*inserts a popcorn*

You got... an original Earthbound SNES cart!

*inserts gil*