The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve the Girl Next Door magazine {FF VIII}

*Inserts coin*

OO I remember that magazine!! *reads* >.>

You recieve an al bhed potion on steriods. 2000 hp for all!

*inserts coin*

You get... a Tonberry Plushie

*inserts Millenia*

Me-Millenia or Millenia-Millenia?... *confused*

Anyway, you recieve a crossbow with a Yomi's elixer resting on it.

..If I'm stuck in there I can't insert anything..

*Inserted a coin for Millenia*
*You received a certification and a happy parade coming out of the vending machine to show that you are now officially became my evil stalker*

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*inserts a coin*

Aww, I got a parade. I like being your evil stalker^^

You receive cat-cleaning lotion.

*inserts coin*

You received the weakest weapon that was ever made by men...A nucklear bomb

*inserts a doll*

You recieve a bomb-party [whatever the heck that is >.>]

*inserts hat*

You received a living Bahamut that will soon conquer the world with it's most powerful overdrive,Mega Fart !!

*inserts a pie*

You recieve a pie in the face

*flirts with vending machine* come on, give me something good!

*vending machine was successfully flirted*
*you received a bouquet of flowers ... that bites people !!*

*inserts a poop*

You recieve some guado-poison... Don't open it, trust me.

*inserts blue wig*

You received a red wig that stinks like poop

*inserts a twig in it*

You recieve... That Seymour yaoi I was threatening you with earlier!

*inserts toilet seat*

You received a bucket of spongebob dolls that have minds of their own

*inserts a screw*

You recieve....an Al Bhed! o.O

*inserts red fang*

You received a bar of soap...Clean your mouth !! O-O

Inserts a tooth*

You get a jaw
*inserts myself*

You get Chase O_O

*inserts FFIX Strategy Guide*

You get... your 20 bucks back.

* inserts turd *

You get... A turd-cleaner

get to cleanin!

*inserts gil*

you get a broken ps2 controller

*inserts 1 LP*

You get... a worthless ability like gil toss

* inserts Cait Sith *

he jumps out and does a lil dance than tells you your lucky color is blue

*jumps to the battle arena*

You get.... deodorant. stinky :/

*inserts gil*

You recieve..nothing..the machine is broken.

You kick the machine. An exact diplicate of you comes out. Uh oh.

*inserts gil*

Out comes a cute little bunny wabbit!

*insert wabbit!*

You recieve a weindeer.

*inserts wuppy dog >.>*

You get a bone

*inserts myslef*

You see a dark space filled with lots of little goodies.

*inserts tomato sauce (hope that doesn't stain your shirt)*