The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve a Tomato o.O

Wait, that isn't right lol Darn machine's in reverse >.<

*inserts Xiem*

You received a message from Cloud telling that you to "RECYCLE"

*inserts trashcan*

You recieve a TFF Admin button! Feel The Power!

Power! Power......*shakes head*

*inserts a picture of myself*

The vending machine hated your picture thus eating you with it's awesome teeth*

*inserts Jaws*

You get my bones.....ow.....will you do me a favor and use a phoenix down on me? Or at least cast Full Life >.<

*inserts gil*

You get a slimy, hairball-covered ripped up piece of paper with, "Thank you for using the vending machine" written on it.

*Inserts Play Dough*

You get a clay doll of yourself ^.^

*inserts coin*

You received a certificate that you are now offically an evil stalker...
Go stalk someone...

Inserts a gun*

You get bullets

*inserts al bhed potion*

You get... Mr. Saturn!

*inserts coin*

you get...A Ness Plushie!! (O.O)

*inserts baseball bat*

you get a NES
*insert Kid Icarus*

Ooooh the best gift yet! (Ness plushie)

You get... a Yuffie blow-up ;x

*inserts hotdog*

you get an easy button
*insert a few coin-like pieces of metal*

you get...the deed to a junkyard.

*inserts coin*

you get a coin
*insert coin*

you get a another coin

*inserts bbq sauce*

The vending machine casted Omega Firaga on you*
Ah...Deep fried chicken ~

*inserts a drumstick*

You get TROGDOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*inserts a CD*

You recieve the CD back with static al bhed babble on it.

*inserts ballpoint*

You get a football -.-

*inserts gil*

You recieve a nuclear bomb and go BOOM!

The machine is gone... Oh wait it regenerates itself.

*inserts an edible thong*

You receive a very weird thing that is called a sponge...bob

*inserts something that doesn't exist*

You get.....nothing ^.^

*inserts a girl*

you get a longsword
*insert beret*

you get an IOU note
*inserts coin*

you get a pokeball
*insert soda*

you get some type of fizzy drink
*inserts whopper*

you get a chinese yoyo
*insert meter stick*

you get a yard stick
*insert coin*