The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve a cake


*inserts coin*

you recive some type of toy with a hole in it
*inserts coin*

you get a horse

*inserts cheese*

You received a lion whose saying his not a lion....Laugh or it will kill you*

Inserts something that isn't real*

heheheh *continues rather nervous laughter..*

you get...12 silver pointed spoons to stab n00bs with

*inserts coin*

you get your own zanpakutoh
*insert coin*

You get the most worthless weapon on earth...A nucklear bomb..Boo you

*inserts another spoon*

you get some love cause you need loveless child
*inserts coin*

You received Ichigo's original limited doll

*inserts a poop*

you get a pencil
*insert desk*

Ain't nothing coming out of that machine.
*inserts coin in new machice*

The vending machine got angry because of you didn't insert a coin in it*
Thus,the vending machine machine-gunned you with sporks*

Inserts an eyeball*

Well you got butt raped by some old homeless dude who lives in a card board box do the street
*insert you buster sword*

you recieve a cardboard box
*insert homeless guy*

You received a cute army of porcupine...Attack !!

*inserts a pig*

you get piglets
*insert human skull*

you get these:ak47: :flame: :s-sayian:
*inserts Kon*

You get a man-eating toilet :toilet:

*inserts pie*

you get some more pie
*inserts whopper*

You get millions and millions of living hamburgers

*inserts a lettuce*

you get a tomato
*inserts one of your gifts*

The vending machine eats one of your gifts

Inserts ichigo from Bleach*

He slashes it open and cuts you into peices.
*Inserts Chase's head*

The vending machine's love for me turns into rage and attacks you with thousands of nucklears bomb aiming at you*

Boom...

*inserts my own head*

I come up to you and stab you with a spoon and call you a n00b."you will worship me."

Inserts the bloody spoon*

I come up to you and kills you with a sponge !!

Inserts Ichigo's head*

um you get some Bleach Figures
(inserts WHopper)

You received a rock

Inserts a rock

Well you don't get shit
*you get a love letter from me*
*inserts dork*

Eek...someone loves me o_o
You get an angst teenager who hates his life

Inserts a poop*