The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a wooden shield and a fairy
*inserts whopper*

This time you don't get Selphie...
but you get Tinkle that fairy from Majora's Mask.
He really likes balloons...

*inserts a canadian quarter*

you get a dollar
*inserts coin*

you get!! Zelda's dress!!

*inserts...link's shoe*

you get salt
*inserts coin*

you get...Midna!!

*inserts twilight*

you get a wii
*insert Big Mac*

You receive the Silver Arrows! Finally you can defeat Ganon!

*inserts boomerang*

You recieve a Barbeque chocobo set.

*inserts choco-burger*

You receive..diarrhea, man that choco burger didn't settle too well.:fart:

*inserts toilet paper*

You get a giant shit.
*insert a Big Mac*

You get the ingredients for the special sauce!
(Soybean oil, pickles, distilled vinegar, water, egg yolks, high fructose corn syrup, sugar, onion powder, ketchup, mayonnaise, corn syrup, spice and spice extractives, salt, xanthan gum, mustard flour, propylene glycol alginate, sodium benzoate and potassium sorbate as preservatives, mustard bran, garlic powder, hydrolyzed (corn gluten, wheat, and soy) proteins, caramel color, extractives of paprika, turmeric, calcium disodium EDTA to protect flavor)

*inserts 10 piece nugget meal*

its to long so nothing

*insert Bacon*

you get a copy of the book that captain kirk just wrote
*insert * *

U get a rope.

*Inserts a dummy*

you get cheese

*insert a pack of smokes*

you get a snickers bar
*insert coins*

you get a milky way
*inserts coin*

you get a 3 musketeers
*insert coin*

you get resse cups
*inserts coin*

you get the s you forgot to put at the end of "recces"
*insert C*

you get Coins
*inserts coin*

you get even more coins
*insert telephone*

you cell phone
*inserts dog*

you get a parrot
*inserts a football*

you get a toilet
*insert skateboard*

you get a ski pole
*insert pen*

U get a bag of spells.

*inserts coin dat looks lk a coal*

you get money
*inserts coin*

the vending machine thinks that it is coal and says "nice try"
*Insert a hollow mask*