The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve Lady Rika's E-mail address you lucky wolf you!

*Inserts not a coin, like the rest of you...but a cactus...oh and wait...it isn't just a cactus...its a CACTAR!! Fear it!!*

something rare happens. The vending machine backs away from the coin in fear lol

*inserts 1.7 coins. Again, don't ask :p*

You Recive A Yuna Doll
** Puts Gil IN **

you received a note of appreciation of Tidus for accepting Yuna as your doll...hehehe

*puts 3 bucks of coins in*

You receive 10 bucks back. Wow it's your lucky day

-Puts coin in-

You recieve a used Death Note that is completly filled up with names...sorry...at least you can use it for cosplaying!

*Inserts a bottle of Bleach*

You get a white 100 dollar bill..pretty cool huh? lol

*inserts a shoe just for fun*

You recieve my stuffed bambi plushie

*Inserts my spiked 7 inch boots*

The vending machine spits it back out...though luck lol

*inserts bambi plushie because it sucked and I wanted something better*

The bambi plushie gets angered at this and viciously attacks you with its cuteness! So you recieve a Bambi Beating, congrads XD

*Inserts a Vault*

You get double prizes 1. You get 1 million gil and 2. You get a note saying "We are the only ones on this thread"

*inserts my number*

You get a old visitor to the thread.

*Inserts coin*

You get a hairy beast, with three bald patches where there are fresh tattoos. And a crazy itch. (Yes, a crazy itch. The bald patches, they itch. Like crazy.)

*inserts coin*

you get my dad, another sasquatch


*inserts coin*

You get my myspace playlist!!

*Inserts a picture of my Dir En Grey CD* (can't have it nah!)

you get a cd with every single final fantasy song down to the last victory song on it, it's magic and can hold a lot lol

*inserts coin*

You get a porkchop.

*Inserts octopus*

The reels spin and hits 3 lemon in a row, dropping out lots of sushi.

*Inserts Sushi*

You get a pair of used chopsticks and an empty sushi packet.

*Inserts sock*

Looks at sock and makes a face and tosses in washer

You recieve a free pass to read my new Rp

*Inserts my 300 poster*

You get a note saying.. "machine is out of order"

/put in gil and kick machine

the machine kicks you back

*inserts coin and slashes at the machine with two 7 foot long katanas, one in each hand*

*edit ^REPEATEDLY slashes

**edit...umm...edit
*laughs very maniacally, in such an insane way that even sephiroth would have to look away*

You get a ticket for vandalizing governmental property, 23,550 gil.

*Inserts coin*

*gives you the ticket*

*charges energy, and lets it all out in one dark firaga blast aimed at the machine*

*The machine combusts and blows up everything in a 10k radius*

*Inserts new machine*

you get a coin!

*casts full life on me*
*inserts coin*

The machine takes a leak on you.

*puts in a bomb*

The machine screams and runs away.

*Chases machine*

the machine blows up, but since it's halloween you get 9,999,999,999 pieces of chocolate shaped like Cloud

*inserts pumpkin head*

*The machine bites you like a vampire*

*Inserts a bullet...*