The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

Dammit Sorry bout that I meant to fix that. it was soppuse to say Captain snowy rules my bad i'll fix it when i have time.

you get my apoligies

*inserts coin*

Well put it under the club header then, lol. You do realize that I'M captain Snowy right?? Not Shiro.

you get $$

*inserts %*

You recieve ##

*inserts @#$%*

you recieve AAA

*inserts BOB*

You recieve JOE!

*inserts a dead body*

And once again, its the attack of the dead things..I swear people here are obsessed, lol!!!

you get...umm....a body bag

*inserts zombie*

You get a dead flying ice-cream truck...

-inserts half eaten ice-cream-

You get... a large bag of fecal matter covered in red and white sprinkles.

* inserts homeless guy *

you kill the vendor

*inserts dead finger into new machine*

The vending machine was ressurected of it's anger towards the new vending machine
*The vending machine destroys the new vending machine with multiple nucklear missiles and say "please insert a coin"*

-inserts a bomb*

the vending machine blows up

*sticks coin into the ash of the vending machine*

The vending machines grabs your arm and eats it to revive itself

-inserts a Ichigo's sword-

you recieve the mod konpaku version of ichigo!! O_O

*tries to reach in vending machine to get arm back*

You get a disembodied arm
*inserts coin*

Sadly,the vending machine destroys your arm via chainsaw
To cheer you up,you received a cookie...a man-eating cookie

-inserts an 0o0o0o0oo0o0o-

You recieve a taco.... a man-eating taco. :P

*catches tears in a cup from losing my arm and pours them onto vending machine*

you received Ichigo's favourite t-shirt...A pink T-shirt :D

-inserts a pink trousers-

you recieve a pink fluffy poodle!!

*inserts a chunk of my dead arm*

you receive Xeim in a voodoo doll form !! Go on...control her..

-inserts something that isn't real*

Yay! *plays with voodoo doll* You recieve a puff of air!

*inserts a fire-breathing dragon*

Oh wow, thanks Chase....me as a a vodoo doll...


Jenova recieves a Renji plushie collection

*inserts poodle*

You received a fire-eating pacman

-inserts my friend-

you recieve two mod souls. lol.

*inserts Kon* (I'm in a very bleachy mood, lol)

You received a sponge...be careful...that thing can kill everything on earth

-inserts a pineapple-

you recive a pine tree and an apple (ho ho! I'm clever, lol [not])

*inserts doo doo*

You get a note .... "I love you" from Rukia that was meant for Ichigo but she changed her mind and fell in love with you ^^

-inserts another note-

O_O you recieve a doppleganger of yourself!

*inserts love note*

You received the real you...so which one is the real one?

-inserts a pie-

you recieve a replica of a pie

*inserts cow*

*You receive a kick in the ass from Ixion*

Spits on the vending machine and kicks the shit out of it then wanders off.

I HATE THIS F*CKING THREAD!!!!