The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

I died,shit

You get one of my body parts

*insert soul coin*

you get the Chaos gene

*inserts 1 euro*

you $10
*inserts whopper*

STOP INSERTING WHOPPERS!! THE VENDOR'LL GET FAT!! lol.

you get 'whopped' on the head

*inserts coin*

you get a picket sign that says "ouch" as a anvil hits your head

"inserts pain"

You recieve...*shock* A whopper!

*inserts toilet rollette*

youy get a really big thing of Toilet paper.

Millenia: I love your location, lol. ^.^

*Inserts coin*

you recieve biltball hero card

*coin insert*

*out comes a beautiful,hot & sexy white mage :eek: oooohhhhhh

*inserts thumb*! ouch im stuck! :(

you get a knife, now you can cut your thumb off and be free.
*insert coin*

you get some type if evil chocobo
*inserts cell phone*

You get a vampire tooth.

*inserts Ultima coin*

You get, your air stuck in the machine and a banshee.

*Inserts head*

you gat a body
*inserts dol with knife in it*

You get a hard helmet and a plumb.

*Inserts a glass of wine*

you get a can of beer
*insert penny*

Weheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, a beer, thats feckin awesome.

You get, a carton of icecream and a £50 note.

*Inserts a wild deer*

you get ownership over the #5.
insert coin

you just won something with a tail
*inserts coin*

you get an alien
*insert coins*

you only get one coin back
*inserts whopper*

the machine is tired of whoppers, so you get a note that says "BigMac next time"
*insert coin*

you get all the whoppers i put in the machine
*inserts Big Mac*

you get 1million dollars and a note that says thx.
*insert coin*

you get some old records
*inserts coin*

You get a life (jk)
You really get a new apple iphone

You get....the mac mini

*inserts CPU*

You recieve a plushie of poo. O_O

*inserts a pog*

You get lots of hugs from me
*inserts some coke*

Kurosaki: Why does it say Captain Snowy under Shiro in your sig??

you get: a new car

*inserts coin*