The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get some carrots

*insers spaggheti*

You get a blank peice of paper
*inserts glove of death*

you get a note saying "You're a shinigami representative...................not"

*inserts coin*

you get some evil curse
*inserts coin*

you get pissed off at me

*inserts oil*

you get an apolgie from me
*insert An Al Bhed Whopper*

you get a 2 pound al bhed whopper

*inserts seymour*

you get yuna
*Inserts octoburger(burger with 8 meat pattys)*

you get 8 boxes of fries (I still want fries. I get them for dinner tonight yayay! ^.^)

*inserts coin*

no fries for you
you get some fries
*inserts fry*

you get BBQ sauce

*inserts ranch dressing*

you get sweet sour sauce
*insert porno*

I slap you and then tell you to look at my new user title

*inserts coin*

you get to see me lmao
*insert glow effect*

you get shadow effect

*inserts prodigy*

you get the person who got you hooked on bleach which is Prodigy
*inserts superduperman*

well that was a lot of words

Hey, ok, now I have to go! See ya later bye!!

*inserts coin*

you get to see me burst into tears cause your leaving.
*inserts my pain and sadness*

You get your head cut off from Squall!

*Shoves a huge ass muda fugging Nuclear Warhead into the vending machine and blows the whole bloody thing up also destroying this stupid annoying, pointless, spam fest pile of trash thread*

*Winter then pours gasoline on the leftovers of this thread and lights in on fire and walks off hoping for no more signs of life in this thread but sadly will probably have to put up with more people's nonsense here*

you don't get nothing and everyone who likes this thread kicks your ass and i shove a hot metal rod up your ass to seal it shut and feed you laxitfies and when i'm done doing that i will gouge out your eyes and skull****you.
*inserts who new thread and vending machine*

That has nothing to do with FF!

You get Jumbo Cactaur who is feeling very lonely and needs some sweet sweet loving.

*Vinter then Raises and undead scrouge army and directs them to beat the fuggin' shit out of the vending machine. As it lies down all beaten up his then pisses Acid piss all over it which eats away at what ever is left.

He then commands the undead to guard this thread and attack anybody (Besides cool people) and eat their brains and take a dump on their dead corpses*

you didnt insert nothing so you get nothing
*insert a potion*

You get... a can of chocobo meat.

*inserts brocoli*

you get tidus
*inserts coin*

Ewww.. Tidus is dirty.

You get... Cait Sith

*inserts a cigarette*

you get a cigar
*insert cait sith*

You recieve Yuffie. {hey, I wanted that one!]

*inserts Seymour plushie*

you get the real seymour
*insert random crap*

you get dog crap
*inserts gold*

you get gil
"inserts a whopper*