The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieve all the FinalFantasy games.:D

*puts coin in*

(oh w00t!!)

you recieve.......the BLACK MATERIA!!!!!! (umm....be careful)

*puts coin in*

You recieved 100000 Gil, spend it wisely!

*Puts coin in*

you recieve Neo Bahamut summon. (ill remember to stay on your good side....)

*puts coin in*

You recieve 100 X-Potions

*pops in coin*

you recieve a special sphere which is secretly recording your life so people can laugh at you :D

*inserts coin*

you receive a talking vivi doll

*puts coin in*

You get a 2 free tickets to the FinalFantasyPupet show.:D

*put coin in*

You received Aeri(th)s's clothes!

*Puts coin inside machine*

You recieve a moogle charm, no random battles for you!

*drops coin on the ground, picks it up and puts it in the machine, doesn't recieve a prize so he hits the machine*

and out comes....

A dented can of Cloud official brand artificially flavored soda.

*puts coin in*

recieves a studio copy of the "Omega Kawaii Cloud Song" :D

*pops in a coin*

You get a wind-up moogle toy

*puts coin in*

You get a ticket to the Chocobo Races, and while there you meet Roxas AND Maehs Hughs. (srry if I spelled that wrong). Have fun. :D

*pops in a coin*

You get Tifa's clothes!

*pops in a coin*

you recieve special hair gel with a picture of seymour on the front (wow gravity defying hair gel)

*puts coin in*

Gets a Giant buster blade with tifa's thong at the end

*Inserts coin*

You recieve a stick-on scar bumper pack courtasy of Squall and Seifer!

*pops in coin*

You win moogle-in-a-can!

*smashes vending machine with sledgehammer*

:shake: Why you!

*Gets new vending machine and Inserts coin*

You get chocobo steak.

Inserts coin.

you get an empty plastic capsule that you get out of quarter machines

*puts coin in*

you get a McFlurry <<<<<from a vending machine WTF

*inserts coin*

You get Tidus in a man thong

*Puts coin in*

You recieved Squall's additude!

*puts coin in*

You recieve prostitute Selphie, you get 45 minutes for every quarter.

*Puts dollar bill into vending machine*

you recieve a pimp outfit so you can pimp prostitute selphie

*inserts coin*

You get a 2 night stay for 2 at the "Inn"

*puts coin in*

You obtained 10 Elixirs!

*Puts coin in*

You receive ten boobjobs from Tifa.

*puts 1,000 dollars in*