The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

Recives a porn magazine (How'd that get in there)

*Inserts coin*

You received a bomb with one second on the countdown.

*inserts a coin*

Recives Irvine

*Inserts coin*

You recieved a malboro.

*inserts a coin*

Recieves Yuna's Condom

*inserts coin*

You recieved a gigantic statue.

*inserts coin*

you received someones left arm.o_0*twich*

*puts coin in*

you recieve Sin (this must be one big vending machine)

*puts coin in*

You recieve some skittles......im mean EXPLOSIVE SKITTLES. I hope you didnt eat any.

*Inserts a coin*

You recieve BOMB BREAD! (Okay, it's from The Tick ><)

...then Cait Sith pops out!

*drops coin*

You recieve Sephiroth's white face paint

*inserts coin*

You recieve Edea's vibrator

*Inserts coin*

you recieve ummm.......a tonberry with a completey oversized knife (it castes Hastega on itself. good luck, man.)

*puts a coin in*

You recieve a chunky chocolate chocobo

*pops coin in*

You recieve an MP4 Player with Indie Music!

*inserts coin*

you recieve a mobile phone with the victory ringtone (from Advent Children)

*inserts coin*

you recieve a Buster Sword

*puts coin in*

you recieve a Zell-style rub-on temporary tattoo

*puts coin in*

You recieve the CE of FFXII

*puts coin in*

You recieved a PHS form FFVII!

*puts coin in*

you recieve a copy of Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon

*puts in coin*

You receive a blowjob from Selphie.

*Puts Coin In*

you get thrown across the room by Tifa

*puts coin in*

you recieve a long lecture by steiner

*puts coin in*

You recieve Quistis's whip. "This whip has hit across many a naughty boy's ass... Seifer, Zell... Irvine...Seifer and Zell again..."

*Penetrates coin slot with a coin*

You got raped by Cloud. You lose your soul.

*puts coin in*

you recieve a sexual conversation in al bhed from rikku enjoy :D

*puts coin in*

You recieve a Shrina soldier doll

-inserts coin-

Recieves your coin again

*Inserts coin*

you recieve a stripper-machina:O

*inserts cooin*