The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You recieved 99 ELIXIRS!!!.......wait, whats this? The machine is getting something.....You have just won a DATE with.............................................. ..................BARRET WALLACE!!!!! Congratulation!!!!( :p)

you forgot to put a coin in so ill put in one for you

*puts a coin in for Omega OwA*

You get an autogroph photo of Tidus.

*puts coin in*

Ah! I'm running out of coins! Thanks for that one robo_kirby

You recieved Zidane's Tail!

*Looks for coin on the ground and pops it into machine*

You recieved 9.999.999 coins (have fun with them! :D)
*inserts coin*

you get a king size bucket of kuntucyFriedChocobo.O_o

*puts doller in and gets change out*

*steals robo kirby's coin and puts it in*

You recieve Ultamecia's tampons.

*puts coin in vending machine*

You recieved the Chocobo theme on your cell!

*Finds another coin and puts in*

You get....a brand new/old rusted chocobo statue.

*puts life savings in* lucky #7!

you recieve a royal date with maester Mika have fun :D


*inserts coin* and *give Omega Owa 10 spare coins*

*stole the 10 coins from Owa*

You received a kiss from Cloud.

*insert coin in* and *sabotages the Vending Machine*

DAMN YOU *starts crying* that vending machine was my friend
*un-sabotages the machine from darrick-fiery* you recieve a beating for trying to sabotage the machine

*inserts coin*

OMG a bomb fell out *BOOOOOOM*lol!
steals coin and says "mabye ill have more luck.
*puts coin in*

You received a suprise nuclear bomb
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!*

-Inserts coin with last breathe-

you recieve an extra life

(since the a-bomb exploded)

*ghost of me puts coin in*

Congratulations...You received a sword in your face

*Inserts evil coin*

You receive *drums* worms...

Nah...I don't have money...*hits machine* *waits*

You are flooded with coins !!

OI THOSE ARE MINE !!

-inserts coin to delay time-

you recieve a big pile of dog poo

*puts a coin in*

You get your 'horn' snapped like Kimahris'

*Puts in teh coin*

You received a pie in the face

-Inserts a very weird coin-

you get a very wierd coin...what a coincidence

*puts a coin in*

You received a dreadful call by a girl from hell

*inserts coin and hoping that the next person will be killed*

you recieve Death by Explosive Jell-o

*puts coin in praying not to be death*

You get a front row ticket to a public hanging, enjoy

*inserts C4 shaped as a coin*

Boom....random things fall out at you...but shamefull as it is..you failed to blow up a vending machine

but you did get some Flap Jacks

*puts coin in*

You received a title that changed you from "n00b" to "Badass overlord*

-inserts coin and put some viruses in it-

you recieve a psychotic chocobo which has lost its mommy and thinks your its mommy

*inserts coin*
*machine rejects*
*inserts coim

you receive a copy of 'Suteki da ne' wrapped in a lock of Tidus's hair

*inserts 2 coins*[because i can]

*coin rejection....WARNING !! You've been punched by a mechanical boxing arm

*inserts tooth like coin in*

machine spits out tooth like coin, aswell as a photo of cait sith with love hearts drawn on it.

*tries to throw in coin from a distance, fails, and sticks in slot normally*