The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you recieve a double-whopper

*inserts Tidus wig*

you get an octoburger(buger with 8 meat pattys)
*inserts a seymour toy*

You receive a hectoburger.

*inserts plushie Rydia*

you get a plushie kun
*inserts Millenia*

Me-Millenia or Millenia-Millenia?

...*scratches inside of vending machine*

you
*inserts hot wax*

You recieve a candle

Ahh!! It's burning me!! get me out!!

you get like water dumped on you. But everything to the vendor is now ruined...

*breaks it open with a sledgehammer to save Millenia (you) and goes to new vendor. Inserts coin*

*tapes the vending machine together* ... all better

You get.. cheesey poofs

*inserts dollar*

you get 20 dollars and 20 cheese poofs

*inserts cheese poof*

you get the cheese man
*inserts google*

you get froogle

*inserts frog*

you get a toad
*inserts baby chocobo.

you get a chocobo egg

*inserts black mage village theme(FFIX)* I'm listening to that song right now...its getting annoying...

You get... Coca-Cola

*inserts m&m's*

you baby m&m's
*inserts Keyboard*

You get... a bowl of chocobo cereal.

*inserts gil*

you get gold
*inserts fuzzy pickle*

You get... a bowl of fuzzy pickles w/ milk.

*inserts gil*

you get a fuzzy pickle sandwich

*inserts 3 gil*

You get... a fuzzy Kurosaki Ichigo

*inserts hellbred*

you get a cute fuzzy hellbred plushie
*inserts coin after a good shave*

you get yourself

*steals hellbred plushie and sticks it in*

You get... oatmeal rasin toast

*inserts 2 pennies*

you get a plushie of yourself with a symbol on its head meaning"Captain Snowy"
"inserts doggie*

I don't want anymore plushies, damnit.

You get.... a can of ravioli

*inserts 80 gil*

you get tons and tons of plushies
*inserts one of your ribbons*

you get a fake zanpukto

*inserts coin*

damn i want a real one

you get...something

*inserts self*

you blow up the vending machine (with you in it)

*inserts coin*