The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a fake zodiac spear

puts cids head in

Out rolls Squall's phallis.

-Inserts Death-

Receives life, it's a circle.

*Inserts coins*

*You receive one of Squall's organs*

*Inserts a preacher*

You recive White Mage.

*inserts thermal detnator*

Receive a Speical Edition Highwind 1/24" die cast scale model

*inserts a coin*

You receive...Nothing

*Inserts a potion*

You get broken shards of glass and liquid that is presumably healing potion.

*inserts coin*

You receive an old lady's jaw!

*Inserts Tidus*

you receive a popped blitzball

::inserts kefka::

You receive a toy that resembles Kefka's power

*Inserts jar of sweat*

you receive hojos swimsuit

::inserts master all materia::

you get a gold chocobo statue

*inserts coin and falls asleep*

you receive an old man's teeth

*Inserts a remote controller*

you get a broken PS3

::inserts chocobo egg::

You get a dead baby chocobo.......

*puts coin in*:woot:

You get a Al-Bhed potion!!

*Inserts another vending machine*

you get miniture vending machines about 103838208 of them to be exact

::inserts ribbon::

you get all the status effects on you!

*Inserts Vaan's head*

You get Vaans body

*Insert sephiroth... eventually*

You get Kadaj

*Inserts Basch's body*

You get Noah

*insert fanboy*

You get raped by a big fat girl

*inserts a moogle*

you get half of it back

*inserts a ring*

You get 50 gil!

*Inserts a katana*

gets a gunblade

*inserts book*

you get the treasure that was in tifas closet

::inserts mastered fire materia::

You get a slug.

*inserts kitten*

you get a megaphone

::inserts green beer:: (sorry ive got the holiday spirit!)

You get black beer. :D

*inserts roadkill*