You get a door.
*inserts a drunk I found laying on the street*
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You get a door.
*inserts a drunk I found laying on the street*
You get the shredded and bloody remains of the drunk.
*Inserts coin*
You get an original version of FFVIII with a strategy guide!
*inserts 2 coins*
You get a dead and raped Squall!
*Inserts 10 cats*
You recieve 10 Agility Tokens.
You attempt to use one!
THHHHH.......They're FAKE!
*Inserts Agility Token*
You recieved a naked Hojo!
*Puts Ultimecia in*
you get a cross dressing cloud action figure
::inserts TP::
You get a stunned Tifa
:Inserts Valefor:
you get a yuffies head on a pike!
::inserts car keys::
The machine vibrates for a moment and stops...
smoke fizzles from the "insert" slot...
then a drunken, stunned, disoriented, naked Cloud is shot from the "vending" slot.
-inserts $1,000,000-
wow you got a pile of books from the shinra mansions basement lab! go u!
::inserts momo's toilet from his sig!::
After taking a ridiculously long time shoving the entire toilet into the vending machine [somehow] you get a chunk of Rinoa's hair [with some of the scalp still attached].
-Inserts some sarcasm-
seeing that wouldnt take much effort coming from you, you receive a 1/100000 size replica of clouds shoulder pad
::inserts 1 gil::
YES! Contact-lense sized armor! lolz.
You receive Barrett's Limit Break, Catastrophe!!!
-inserts a nun-
you receive a 16OZ sample bottle of the life stream in its purest form!
::inserts a severed chocobo head::
The nun that was shoved through the slot just moments before comes tumbling out with tears running down her face; she grabs your arm and with a smile says "God is in that machine..." then she crawls back inside.
You notice a small token on the ground where she just was; in golden letters it says "the ultimate prize awaits he who inserts this coin"
-picks the coin up and inserts it-
you receive a piece of paper that says the same thing on both sides. "to receive the ultimant prize flip to the other side"
::inserts buster sword::
After taking a while to shove the buster sword in a red hair Cloud comes out looking very angry
-Inserts Hojo-
out pops a chest containing..... a MONSTER-IN-A-BOX!
::inserts ???? shoe::
You get a masamune that stabs you in the face for putting ????'s shoe in the vending machine
-Inserts Meier Links wig-
you get nothing :D
"inserts the order"
You get handcuffed
-Inserts Moonstone-
Receives Emerald.
*Inserts coin*
You receive a bottle of geostigma
*Inserts a drunken bum*
you get a limited edition final fantasy 13 eraser with matching toothbrush
inserts fingernail clippings
You receive. Oh no a monster! Battle transition
Inserts life force
You receive a Lich which casts doom on you
*Inserts Easter Eggs*
You recive Clouds Cell phone.
*inserts Soul Edge*
You receive Sasuke Knife.
*Inserts Koga knife*
You receive a cardboard dagger
*Inserts Cid's Lance/Spear*