The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a riddle (what gets wetter and wetter as it dries?)

*inserts a frying pan*

you get a pancake !!!

*inserts a knife*

you get a pitcher of beer (?)

*inserts christmas tree*

you get "Kiss Saves Santa" DVD

*inserts rubber boot"

you get my school shoes which are actually steel capped boots

*inserts taco*

you gain ownership of Taco Bell. O.O

inserts barbie

You get an Action Man!

*Inserts cigarette*

you get lung cancer!

kicks machine

you get sucked into a black hole!

*inserts coin*

You get Cait Sith! (how unfortunate...)

spits on machine

you get spit on by the machine gaurdian!

"inserts yet another coin*

you get a moogle plushie! yay! *steals it from you*

Muahaha! *sticks finger in slot*

*gains detached finger*
*puts final fantasy 6 in*

you get final fantasy 7!

lucky
*Inserts coin and feels like this is too routine*

*machine spits coin back at you and says, "Fine! Be that way! If you think this is too routine then take your business elsewhere!"*

me: *screams at the look of my detached finger*

*inserts coin in hopes for a new finger*

you get a magic fingertip! you can trade it for excalibur
*inserts mythril pike*

you get a crappy copper pike
aww
*inserts bomb hoping to destroy the machine*

You get a responce saying i did that a few pages ago XD
*inserts paper*

you get a Cloud Sticker

*inserts coin*

I change into godzilla for a few seconds and eat your head (mmm... :lick:)

*inserts vomitted up head*

well, you ate a log
(body replacement jutsu)
and you get *Fire Release, Dragon Flame Jutsu!
*your head gets singed into ashes*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*inserts coin*

You get Narutos frog sumoning jutsu jumping out of the machine!(lucky)

*inserts ninja headband*

A ninja sneaks up behind you slices you in half and then takes back his headband
*inserts rubber duck*

you get Donald Duck!!!
*inserts a CD*

You get some music
*inserts giant statue of myself*

you get a twin brother

*inserts thongs*

You get the sexy back
*inserts dead thread*

You get my dead body!
(dont mess with it)

*inserts my nose*

you get Naruto's ear!

*inserts coin and yawns*

A rather large moth flies from the vending machine into your mouth.

-inserts three coins-