The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

Well you get the exact replica of Vincents arm!

*Inserts the RENT video...cuz it rocks*

You get a hobo-Moogle

*puts in the million Gil I saved up for a new armour*

u get arrested cus it was conterfitted
*inserts the tantulus air ship (i think thts how u spell the air ship's name from ff9 tht belonged to zidane's thieve band)*

*You receive a tail!*

*Inserts Quina's tongue* O_o

u get a chocobo ranch complete with no chocobos!
*inserts nepto dragon statue's cyrstal eye(ff3)*

*you recieve a "NERD" tatoo on your forehead!* n_n

*inserts slip of paper*

You receive "Slip of Paper x 50". ^^


*Inserts the "Key Blade"*

You get the ominous and mysterious "Thank Namine" note that you clearly (pretend to) know nothing about.

*inserts the karoke version of "Under the Sea"*

u get sebastian the crab served steamed
*inserts black waltz 1,2, and 3*

You recieve a rare 5X10 glossy photograph of a Sora and Riku making out on a Beach...and guess what...its autographed!

*Insets oblivion Keyblade*

u recive a key and a blade i guess the machine sepreated u keyblade into this junk
*inserts a black mage egg from ff9*

Gets a white mage from a different title. Them mages really get around, don't they?

*inserts rare mushroom*

*Receives a high Mario*

*Inserts Chocobo Wing*

u get a pissed chocobo
*inserts an ooglop (FF9)*

gets an Odin (FFIX)

*inserts a Pupu*

Gets landmarks which shouldn't exist in the world of FFVIII

*inserts ffvi glitch*

You recieve an exsplosive PS1 because the glitch was way too much for the machine to handle...sorry!

*Inserts moomba doll*

Another moomba doll pops out.


-pops in an eraser-

You recieve an eracer shaped like Tidus's face!

*Inserts a Blitzball...ball*

You recieve a pair of Blizballs and something inbetween

*inserts coupon for 50p off Nestle Golden Nuggets*

Gets coupon for 50rp off some weird brand of meatlike nuggets.

*Inserts mystery meat*

you get a note from Wakka telling you the meat was really good

*inserts a lock of reno's hair*

You recieve a lock of Vincents hair. Gimme!

*inserts bathroom tile with lulu's face on it*

you get a kitchen tile with Wakka's face on it.

*inserts dining room tile with Tidus' face on it*

You recieve bedroom tile with Seymour's face on it

*inserts Tidus tile*

Gets crystal shards

*inserts 16bit cartridge*

wow, you get a note saying you ruined my mood. I was loving the tiles

*inserts bad mood*

you get a really wierd hat that says random stuff!
*insert a piece of four cheese pizza*

You get a greatful celtic_silver

*inserts semi-digested cheese pizza*

You receive fully digested cheese pizza.

*inserts easter egg*