The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you receive a XXL note

*inserts some condensed water*

Gets Water Summon

*inserts reluctant hero (very reluctant :lol:)*

You get a blue screen of death

*inserts KOTR materia*

the VM rejects your materia and spits emty soda cans at you.

*inserts twins from ouran high*

You get the destruction of the human race.

*inserts Dark Matter*

Gets rocket engine

*inserts marlboro tentacle *

YAY a rocket engine! Lucky me ;7

You get a Bad Breath right in your face and stand there confused punching yourself until you die.

*inserts rocket fuel*

You recieve car fuel

*inserts silicone breast implant previously belonging to Tifa until she upgraded to a bigger size >.>*

You get a pack of 20 Lucky Strikes (can I have it plz?) ;7

*inserts a random drunkard*

celtic_silver is revived. In new capsule form.

*inserts hero hair gel*

You get the random drunkard I inserted

*Inserts another*

You recieve an alcoholic jingle, "Bacardi and cola, they get the job done!"

*Inserts a very long sob story my friend Jessica told me about her and her
boyfriends*

You recieve multi-flavoured Kool Aid [I don't even know what kool aid is...]

*inserts Sephiroth*

you received Sephiroth's with his sword pointed at you *mwahahahaha*

*inserts sighs*

You get a slap in the face and a piece of paper saying "trying to rip me off eh?"

*Inserts a random Moogle*

you get moogle charm (no random encounters for you)

*inserts daruma doll*

you get a hundred daruma dolls

*inserts how-to-spell-daruma-for-idiots book*

You've taught the machine (and myself) how to spell daruma, so in its infinite gratitude, the machine gives you... a donut! Yay.

*inserts a Limp Bizkit CD*

You get the CD back, vending machine looks disgusted at you....

*inserts a LV 3 Zidane*

you get a note back to you saying to stop inserting LV 3 androgynous monkey boys into the machine

*inserts trout yogurt*

You recieve the trout yogurt back, the VD dosen't want it...it's just too vile

But your cool Starman, so...I'll give you something! You recieve a Dir En Grey Cd...because there utterly awesome and anyone who doesn't like them...I respect your opinion but its wrong!!!

*Inserts a sick and twisted music video done none other than a very unknown myspace band^_^*

You get a record deal. O.O

*inserts :toilet:*

You get the AIDS :(

*inserts 2000 gil*

*Receives cure for AIDS?*

*Inserts infected blood*

u r clensed and given the job of paladin
*inserts chocobo lure materia*

you get a chocobo

*inserts coke*

You get Diet Coke!

*Inserts Coke Zero*

*You get a can of SH!T*

*Inserts Mountain Dew* (The REAL man's drink! n_n)

You recieve a Vault! Thats even better!

*Inserts a random yaoi comic I found in my room*

u recive the ff7 and ff9 manuals. dam i need thoose cus i bought my copies used and they didnt come with manuals.
*inserts an exact copy of barrets gun arm*