The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

recieves game glitch

*inserts 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999gil*

You recieve nothing, the vending machine is too busy spending all of its new money! Didn't know machines could do that? Well...they have souls too ya know! ^_^

*Inserts a white rubber ducky with red hearts named Vincent Valentine...get it...oh nevermind! lol*

The machine sits there processing the information. It is not amused.

*inserts joke book*

Reads joke book...really not amused...

You recieve a button that reads 'Dosn't play well with others' on it

*Inserts a random fanart done by some random artist on a random site*

you recieve an all-purpose spoon. For what purpose you use it is entirely up to you....

*inserts one of those "one-size-fits-all" T-Shirts*

you get....water from a fairy spring somewhere in Tibet?

*inserts a leaf*

You recieve the bite of a werewolf...a posion werewolf! You are now poisioned link!! Better go find a cure! Lol

*Inserts a +17 exsperiance*

you get a little "You leveled up!" notice somewhere in your head. You think you're hearing voices until you realize that link was whispering in your ear.

Inserts erm...Midna?"

you receive permition to post again so you can explain what the hell is that...

inserts a pen of coca cola

You recieve a pen of Vault!

*Inserts a...whopper!...OMG im sounding like Ichigo, hee hee!*

(Erm...Tidus....Midna's a character in LoZ: Twilight Princess....)

Rika recieves a very normal pen.....but it does light up!!!

*inserts a Big Mac!* OMG now we both do!

Gets two junior burgers

*inserts cheese burger with grimace attached*

you get a pac-man

inserts:

You receive....well nothing cause Quina entered the machine and...wow....man...oh fuk...

*inserts a guy who just said that he could fix the machine*

You recieve a fixed vending machine!

*Inserts a very yellow, soft, fluffy chocobo!XD*

you get a very white soft, fluffy moogle!

*inserts very orange, soft fluffy moomba*

you get a very green, soft fluffy cactuar
*insert a very pink, soft fluffy giant squid*

you get a very gray, soft fluffy cat

*inserts very brown, soft fluffy dog*

you get a very brown, soft fluffy horse
*insert a very blue, soft fluffy birdie*

You get A gaint pizza pie!!!

*inserts potatoe*

you get a butterfly
*insert an ant*

you get an anteater?

*inserts ladybug*

you get a skarab
*insert fly*

you get a........barnacle?

*inserts...mosquito*

you get sickle-cell (mosquitoes give sickle-cell, right?)
*inserts influenza*

gets a runny nose
*inserts out of date soothers*

you get.......Teburculosis or however the heck you spell it...

*inserts...(I'm not very disease literate.....) a common cold*

You recieve ebola

*inserts dust mites*

You recieve mono...thats a kissing disease isn't it! Lucky you!

*Inserts a well needed flu shot*

You recieve AIDS from the dirty flu-jab seringue... lol

*inserts condom*