The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

EWwWwWwW... You recieve sludge that once was Zac Efron.

*inserts Ryan Ross's haircut*

you get....a bottle cap

*inserts iguana*

You recieve a goanna.

*inserts myself*

you get a flashlight (for the VM's dark stomach)

*inserts candle*

*You receive a Satanic ritual*

*Inserts random mp3 song*

you get two random Mp3 songs

*inserts a glass bottle (sorry mummy. I know you're still in there)*

"You get a penguin!" o_O

"Inserts Quizilla quiz"

you get harry potter

*inserts live journal*

You receive the Hitachiins.

*inserts Tamaki*

you recieve a thick munchie piece of bacon

*inserts salad*

*You get a sexy-ass prince!!!*

*Inserts Ootori Kyouya* :drool:

you get.....yaoi. (Isn't that just the cure for everything?) :p

*inserts extra yaoi*

You receive more yaoi!!

*inserts more yaoi*

you get even MORE Yaoi!!

*inserts the most yaoi yet*

*You receive drool from Kyo-san's mouth*

*Inserts pornographic-grade yaoi*

you recieve a pic of two unknown characters rubbing tongues

*inserts cute, (relatively) innocent yaoi*

*You receive Mori and Honey!*

*Inserts completely non-innocent yaoi*

you recieve......a naughty yaoi video *gasp*

*inserts the sequel to said naughty yaoi*

you recive A BARNEY VIDEO!!
*inserts a tickle me elmo doll*

you get scooby-doo

*inserts some weird doll made of thread*

You get a brick of cheese!

Inserts a level 99 white mage.

u get a level 2 mud pie.
*inserts troll cake*

*You get a level 42 troll*

*Inserts man-made fart*

you get the crumpled remains of the action figure UserID inserted earlier

*inserts a bumper sticker*

You recieve anti-bumping granuels freshly stolen from the chemistry stock cupboard

*inserts sodium thiosulphate"

you recieve a beaker

*inserts a beak*

You receive gold feather and silver feather from Pokemon Gold and Silver versions

*inserts pikachu*

you get the whirl from a polywhirl

*inserts polywag*

you get a man eating pet dragon called charmander

*insert digimon*

You recieve frozen sperm from a spermwhale

*inserts Cadbury's Mini Eggs*