The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get nothing :D

*inserts arm & leg*

you get a zombie

*takes out a buster sword and starts destroying the vending machine*

you get bahamut

*inserts 9999999 coins*

you get a pet tonberry

*inserts chef's knife*

You get your knife back, but it's lodged into Cloud's foot...

*inserts coin*

you get a lionheart gunblade

*inserts coin*

You get a longsword.

you get a gunblade even if you didnt insert a coin

*inserts coin*

You Received 4 Haste

*Puts coin in*

You get wateraga cast on you

*inserts coin*

you get a holy water.now drink it and become a angel.

*inserts a stuffed lion*

you get the lionheart gunblade! ^^

*inserts the black materia*

You get Sephiroth to jump out of the vending machine and kick your face in.

*inserts pocket lint*

The pocket lint forms together to create a giant pocket lint monster (which is only 1 inch tall) and starts rolling around like a katamari picking up stuff until it is large enough to be a threat to you.

*inserts steel-tipped arrow*

you get a mythril tipped arrow...but it's been shot into your head because of a defect in the machine

*inserts coin*

you received a rat's tail, with the rat, and it bit you.

*inserts coin*

You get sword handle and a paper with clues to the whereabouts of the rest of the blade.

*inserts lint monster*

you receive keys to somewhere, where, I don't know

*Inserts coin, with string, then pulls coin back*

you got the keys to the highwind.

*inserts final fantasy cd*

you get all of the future ff games somehow, unfortuately there are so much of them that they pile on top of you and crush you

*inserts coin and steals games, leaving hunk's crushed body in front of the vending machine*

You get a ticket for the incorect disposal of a body. Yuna also comes out to send hunk's soul.

*inserts coin*

You get Bahamut \m/ :P \m/

*inserts coin*

you get a coin and a half
inserts bastard sword

You get a bitch sword.

Inserts dirty sock.

You get the same sock - only clean and now pink (someone must put something red in the washing machine with it)

*inserts clothes*
(p.s don't go telling me this isn't a washing machine - my clothes really need washing!)

you get......a super deluxe washing machine! xD

*inserts "credits"* >.>

You get a credit card! It's a Grandmastercard! It can be used on alternate words!

*inserts hand*
(not mine - someone else's)

You get the rest of the body without the one missing hand....

inserts a lock of Cloud's hair (don't ask how I got it...also ignore Cloud's bleeding scalp)

You get Aeris, and she is alive. She runs off with Cloud, then Tifa beats you up.

*Inserts coin*

You get an invitation to fight Omega Weapon at FFVIII :LOL:!!

*Inserts coin*