The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a golden ticket (not really)

*inserts beef jerky*

You recieve a rather large box of none other than...Strawberry Fruit Roll-ups! And guess what? They have spiderman tounge tattoos!! Oh the excitment!

*Insets Neji's(Naruto) stolen headband*

Neji jumps out of the machine, kills you and takes back his heaband (when will people learn to stop stealing headbands)
*Inserts Obscure Music*

You recieve a big bag of Dir En Grey music, because its the best!

*Inserts a replica of Kankuro's hat...cuz I have the orginal one, heh heh*

The machines gives you Jesus [the original]

-inserts a penny-

you get a naughty magazine, girl next door.

Inserts a post

you get a bigger post.
*inserts a cookie*

You recieve a rather large post it note with the words "CHEESE" written in big, bold block letters.

*Inserts a stuffed Giraffe ( I heart Giraffes!^^)*

you recieve a new avtar! (I see you've already changed to it :p)

inserts a gong

you recieve.....water


*inserts DVD*

you recieve Johnny Depp. *gasp* lucky...

inserts poop

you recieve roadkill. (its a squirrel)

*Inserts Blu-ray DVD*

you get an old black and white version of the same movie!

*inserts coin whistling*

You recive a pirated movie and are now being chased by police...better run NOW!

*inserts chris redfields gun*

you get some red....stuff.

*inserts toy airplane*

you get the pirated dvd, lol

*inserts coin and hits HUNK on the head with a baseball bat*

You get a band-aid But i need it
*steels band-aid*

*inserts baseball bat*

Now you dont have your wepon of mass destruction!!MUHAHAHA!

You recieve a baseball
*inserts blonde wig*

you get a blonde wig

*inserts pool water*

you get drinkable water!

*inserts coin*

you get a lawn mower! :p

*inserts lettuce*

you get rotten ledduce!

*inserts coin laughing evilly*

You recive A coin with an evil face!(gasp)

*inserts gir*

*I take gir and replaces him with another robot*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have Gir I rule!
*inserts evil coin*

you get gir stolen from you. O_o

*inserts yuffie*

*takes gir back*
MINE!
*starts fighting with xeim*
*slips in a coin while fighting*

another gir comes out and i steel it...MUHAHAHA
*inserts coin*

you get Zim, nobody wants him

*inserts coin*

You get all the coins you've put into the machine back...at 100 Miles per hour, aimed at your head
*inserts giant...giant*

*yawn*
*puts hand out and stops them like in the matrix*
You get a Dark Firaga spell hurling twords you!

*inserts one coin*