The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get... Cait Sith for one whole hour to do with what you'd like.

*inserts gil*

you get Tifa for one hour -the head

*inserts coin*

You get.... to live in a Chocobo Farm stable for 1 day. With Tifa's head.

*inserts gil*

you get some old sword
*inserts coin*

you get medication for that really bad episode where you here the earth talking to you

*inserts coin*

You get a Timber special vodka mix

*puts gil in*

You get... a monkey humping a football. ( What a gip )

* inserts gil *

You get some attachable horns

*inserts coin(s)*

you get some nacho cheesier doritos

You get... nothing! You didn't put any money in so I cut in front of you. Get out of line fatty.

*inserts coin*

a giant green slime-monster pulls you into the vending machine, and your stuck.
*comes back and puts a newfound coin into the machine*

you get some of the giant monster thing's earwax.

*inserts coin*

you get hellbred
"inserts a book*

You get.. a broken Wii

*inserts gil*

you get a heart container from LoZ
*insert rupee*

you get....Ooccoo Jr. (or whatever the heck it is)

*inserts 10 rupees*

You get... 1 rupee

*inserts coin*

you get....a fake master sword

*inserts real master sword*

You get... a Master Sword with no handle.

*inserts gil*

You Get lololololololol ....in final fantasy land XD

*inserts coin*

you get a link and squall yaoi (sp?)

*inserts coin*

You get... a bag of gummie-bears

*inserts coin*

you get a bag or rupee shaped gummi bears...

*inserts coin*

You get A BIG BAG of chocobo shaped gummies

*inserts coin*

you get an autographed photo of michael jackson!

*inserts coin*

get a HUGE bag of dog shaped gummis.

*inserts coin*

You get a wee wee shaped butt pad......>>

*inserts coin*

you get...some 'wii,' but not all of it.

*inserts coin*

You get all the Wii but not none of it.

*inserts coin*

you get none of the wii and none of it
*inserts coin, kung fu style*