The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get boxer shorts with Wakka's head on them.

*insertage of speakerbox*

you get a cd player
*insert shiny silver coin*

you get "you never call me when your sober" mp3

*coin insert*

you get a donut machine
*insert coin*

You recive a coffee machine

*inserts coffee bean*

you get a buster sword
*insert coin*

you get..........coffee!! and the cup has..........Tifa on it!!!!

*inserts coin*

you get wheel of fortune slot machine

*coin inserted*

you get a million gil.....

*inserts......chocolate syrup!!*

you get a pancake
*inserts waffle*

You get *anticipation*



*BEEP!*
"OUT OF ORDER!" Of all the damned luck *kicks the machine*

*inserts a fix-all*

You recieve a 'destroy all'

*inserts coin*

you get two coins of smaller value
*inserts coin*

you get...materia, lots and lots of materia...

*inserts coin*

you get every single BLEACH episode on 1 dvd
*insert hollow*

you get.........Zangtetsu. Ichi's zanpukto.

*inserts coin*

You get a Koala (Woah, I dont get it that much lol)

Inserts a stick.

you get......a bigger stick (heehee)

*inserts even bigger stick*

You get a tree

*rabs and inserts Xeims Koala*

you recieve a BEAR!! heehee.

OO!!! OOO!! is my tree the great Kharlan tree?? heehee

*inserts an angel*

You get... ~A man squeezes out~... YGGDRASIL

*Inserts that annoying Remiel guy*

WHEEE!! Yggdrasil!!

you get a ticket to an event that allows you to poke Remiel's eyes out

*inserts that danged Kvar*

You get Kvars squished remains

*Crams Colette in, followed by napalm*

ewww...

the vender blows up...collette dies. thats your reward

*inserts anna in a new vendor*

You get a smurf and Udine.

*Kicks the machine repeatedly then gets her leg stuck in the slot*

you get an old man
*inserts coin*

you get Kratos' Locket

*inserts Lloyd's exsphere*

You get the gnomeletts

*Inserts chocolat*

yu get......botta

*inserts some sand from Triet*

you get a small, tiny speck
*inserts coin*