The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get a massive group of fans!
(quick, get in the limo)

*inserts coin*

you get a chocobo brand candy bar

inserts a pizza box

you get a stick of pepperoni!

inserts a nerd

you get the entire 3rd Edition rules DnD collected books

inserts 2d10s

you get a sandwich.

inserts sponge

you get some square-shaped pants

inserts pixie dust

you get a dead fairy. O.o...

inserts the moon

you get a block of pure moon cheese

*inserts coin*

you get a fox plushie! ^___^

*inserts shampoo*

you get a blonde wig

inserts poodle

you get fried chicken!

inserts one million dollars

you get a piece of paper ,on the paper is written :you have been robbed!!!!haha

*inserts a piece of chocolate*

you get nothing. the vending machine ran away when he recieved one million dollars from that idiotic customer. psh... what an idiot......... oh, wait...

*chases after vending machine*

Vending machien suddenly stops and you run right into it. lol

*inserts my brain*

you get a dumb vending machine!

*inserts coin*

you get.......................YAOI!!! Tons and tons and tons of it!


*inserts stray yaoi pic you dropped from your nosebleed*

you get woken up from your psychotic dream!
(I would never nosebleed by looking at yaoi, i'd just ignore it)

*inserts coin*

you get a musketeer hat

*inserts mushroom*

you feel light headed

*inserts 2 dollar bill*

you get a monkey and a rubber hammer

*inserts nunchaku*

*Bruce Lee comes out and kills you*

*inserts a dead mouse*

(owey) you get a book of nursery rhymes

*inserts a rubber chicken*

you get...a golden egg


*inserts a giftbox*

you get a lava lamp

*inserts socks*

you get a sheep...dont ask why...

*inserts a dog*

you get the ultimate lassie DVD collection.

*inserts candy bar*

you get a sugar rush and a plastic beaver (don't ask about the beaver)

*inserts jupiter*

you get a shooting star !!! (lucky girl)

*inserts boxers shorts*

(yay a shooting star! Now i get to make a wish!)
you get some swimming trunks

*inserts a hosepipe*

you get wet (tee hee)

*inserts towel*