The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you receive Soap-on-a-rope in the shape of Sephiroth, Evil Scent!

*insertage of total coinage!*

You recieve a golden shower..o_0;;...Of.....GOLD COINS THAT ARE VERY RARE!

(yeah..that will do) o_0

*inserts very rare coin

You recieve a black-wooden staff with an amber jewel on the end. Apparantly it's cursed.. you can use it if you want.. but I wouldn't recommend it.

*inserts gil*

get Leviathan

*insert coin*

you get a pet ruby weapon
*inserts coin*

you get a pet Bahamut Syn. How cuddly.

*inserts coin*

you get a coin
*inserts coin*

you get a bahamut sized coin

*inserts coin*

you get a wooden coin
*inserts coin*

You recieve a sweaty nutsack

*laughs*

laughter gets you nothing but tears
*inserts coin*

You recieved Yuna's head

*Incerts coin*

You get a large strange shaped cross. When you turn it over you see a five-point star and the number 666...

*inserts coin*

You get a semi-naked Tidus complete with stockings, thong n wearin' a bra...lucky you ;)

*Inserts coin*

you get a huge sword stabbed through your chest and a screen that says "Game over"
*Inserts coin*

The machine explodes. You get to keep the pieces (if you survived the blast..)

*new orange vending machine appears*
*inserts coin*

You recieve Rikku's "tangerine-blast" tanning lotion. Now you can be orange too!

*inserts shiney golden coin*

you recieve a giant shiney blitzball

*inserts coin*

you recieve a pet aligator
*inserts coin*

you recieve a pet t-rex

*inserts hippo (somehow)*

the hippo was too heavy and the machine broke, and you recieve everything inside
*feeds coin to hippo*

you recieve the hippos lunch (from the day before)

*inserts coin into the mouth of my alligator*

you get a hairball
*insert coin in T-rex

you get your hand bitten off (not surprising bro)

*inserts coin ino a nearby pond*

you get a new vending machine. This one says "PEPSI"
*inserts coin into the Pepsi machine*

you get a black cherry pepsi

*inserts coin into pepsi machine*

You get a Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper (not sure if that's pepsi product, but the long title is awesome)
*inserts coin and bottle cap that says "buy one pepsi product get 1 free*

you recieve a pepsi with a three page long title (rather not take the time to type it out) and a free regular pepsi

*inserts a pepsi cap that has one of those 'you can win an itunes song' things on it*

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Originally Posted by Xeim

you recieve a pepsi with a three page long title (rather not take the time to type it out) and a free regular pepsi

*inserts a pepsi cap that has one of those 'you can win an itunes song' things on it*

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:shake: hi xeim

u recieve a monkey apple ( whatever tht is )

*puts a coin in*

hiya.....(oh yeah, huh...) evilyuna!!! *hugs*

you recieve a parrot orange

*inserts coin*