you get an unimportant person's severed head!
inserts coin
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you get an unimportant person's severed head!
inserts coin
You received worthless item 69
-inserts worthless item 206
*Mumbles* You get what remains of my tongue
*Inserts more body parts*
You recieve Zombie Borghen from Final Fantasy 2!
*inserts coinage*
You recieve Zell's Grandfather's rifles.
BOOM! =]
*Inserts bullets*
...
*Inserts Coin*
You receive a well-rounded male anus. Oh fine. You receive a potion.
*inserts dildo*
Err...
gil.
you recieve pity.
inserts coin*
You receive eternal wisdom in the form of a mouldy cake.
*inserts dynamite*
You recievea melted Sephiroth action figure. Press the button on his deformed back to let a gooey substance from his ass.
*pulls a coin from the goop the Sephiroth action figure landed in, and inserts it into the machine*
You received boogers from the vending machine's nose
*it has a nose?*
-inserts a dynamite-
you recieve a big peice of metal
*gets new vending machine*
*inserts coin*
You recieve a guy who tells you to say hello to his little friend...
*inserts more bullets*
....
*Inserts coin*
you get a loving mokey that chews ur head off
inserts coin
You all recieve a bullet to the back of the head. I push through, shoving bodies to the side and wiping the blood stains that have transferred to my hand on my t-shirt. I pull a loonie from my jean pocket and insert it into the vending machine.....
*clink-clink*
you recieve a note from sephiroth inviting you to the evil club!
lucky
severed head insertage
You receive a new pair of pants (you know why!)
*Inserts soiled underwear*
recieves a chocolate bar made of your poo
coin insertage
you recieve a billy burger , burger served by cloud the delivery boy who fell out of the machine
*inserts coin*
You recieve Tifa's special drink mix
(darn, I wanted that) can you share?
coin insertage
*gives the drink to existing dark* eww not as nice as it looks.....
you recieve a random battle with Tonberry have fun :D
*inserts coin*
You recieve Jumbo Cactuar.
What do I do with this?
*Attempts at putting Jumbo Cactuar into Inventory*
Jumbo Cactuar is hesitating. =]
*Inserts needles aswell as coin*
You get 10,000 needles (ironic eh?)
*inserts moogle*
(you don't want to know how i got it in)
*OW MY HAND"
you recieve a absolutaly free peice of thin air endoresed by a chocobo
*inserts random sex toy*
you recieve a life times supply of condoms
*inserts self*
you recieve a pain from all the random mechanisms inside
*inserts coin*
You recieve an array of crushed body parts and a blood soaked moogle plushie
*inserts coin*
you recieve a Bahumut (WTF how did he get out) who is desperate for the toilet
*inserts coin*
you recieve a mario hat that doesn't fit
*inserts coin*
You recieve a Cloud Plushie that sings the Clud song;p. [look it up on youtube]
*insertage of Superjj*
You receive a swift kick to the baby-maker.
*Inserts a baby.*