The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you recieve the pen used to sign the blitzball

*inserts siamese twin coins*

you receive an angry e-mail from Wakka, telling you to bring him his pen back

*inserts coin*

you recieve Tifa's thong. [not the foot one]

*inserts coin sexily*

You receive Aeris's jacket

*the usual insertage of the coin*

you recieve Aerith's hair tie

*inserts coin*

You receive Tifa's gloves

*inserts coin*

you recieve a bottle of potion

*coin insertage here*

You receive a chocobo

*inserts coin*

You receive Bahamut Zero summon materia >.>

*inserts coinzorz*

you recieve a dispel toniczorz [aww, that's no fun]

*insertzorz a coin*

you recieve a vending machine

*inserts a coin*

You receive FFVII plushie set

*coin insertage*

you recieve a black chocobo feather..does this mean black haste?

*insertage of coin*

you recieve a pokéball

*inserts coin*

you recieve a Luca Goers uniform [ew]

*penetration of slot with coin*

you recieve seymour enjoy :D

*inserts coin*

sorry if it double posts network cable fell out while posting so it went dodgy

You receive Lulu's Fire Moomba

*le coin insertage*

recievage of one of Lulu's breast implants.

*ehcandyka uv dra lueh* [that's al bhed, people!]

You received a very shiny marble that makes you sleep for 2 years

*inserts a fluffy coin*

You recieve a fluffy thong, courtesy of Yuna

*total domination of vending machine*

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Originally Posted by al_bhed_psycho

recievage of one of Lulu's breast implants.

*ehcandyka uv dra lueh* [that's al bhed, people!]

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O.o

*cough* Anyway, I see I'm not the only one who speaks Al Bhed.

*insertage of le coin*

You received a double punch from the vending machine.*tooks out a tooth from your mouth*

*insertage of a piggybank*

You receive an Al Bhed Primer

*inserts the coin*

You receive 1 gil.

*inserts teh coin of doom*

you recieve a pimp hand of auron

*inserts coin*

You receive clouds silk dress

*inserts ultima coin*

You receive Aeris's red dress =P

*inserts teh gil*

You recieve a Yuna doll. Hug it and keep it safe! The spirit of Palador lies within the summoner doll.

*does a little flip and pops coin in*

You receive Zells tattoo (skin still attached >.>;)

*bounces the coin off of the ground, into teh slot*

You receive Selphie's nanchuks.

*twirls the coin around and pops it into the slot*