The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You got Zell's hot dog's.

*Insert's Speaker*

you get a subwoofer
*inserts self*

*Machine get's stuck as we call a parametic to get KI out*

*In the mean time use's spare vending machine*

*Insert's Cheeseburger*

you recivce go to chatroom pass(now go)
*inserts coin*

you recieve nothing
*insert something gooey*

You recieve Vincent o.O

*inserts red fang*

gets a blood-thirsty pet vampire

*inserts pillow*

You receive an invisible invisibility potion.

*Puts keyboard in*

You got a Keyblade.

*Inserts gameboy*

You receive Final Fantasy V Advance :D

*Inserts dog*

Out pops a cabbage! haha! I mean cat!?!?

*inserts a 12 pack of mountain dew*:p

Wow, I haven't visited the vendor for a while. I'm having withdrawal symptoms! *eye twitch*

You recive 12 empty Mountain Dew cans.

*Inserts Ruler*

you get your ruler back..looks like the vending machine doesn't like them..

*inserts used condom*

You recieve an unused condom. Woo! Trade in! >.>

*inserts smashed up FFX disc*

you get back a message 'you are so boring...exact change...corr' lol

*inserts another used condom* :D

You get a flashy purple unused condom.

*Inserts my sister*

(wow that's the second time I've got an unused condom back :D)

you get pamela anderson :)

*inserts finger*

you get a toe
*insert dollar*

you get two dollars :)

*inserts toe*

You recieve a toe condom... so you won't pass fungal toe infection to anyone you.. toe 0_o

*inserts sanity*

nothing was inserted, so nothing is recieved

*insert pie*

(good answer btw lol)

Recieves half-eaten pie

*inserts pack of chewing gum*

(thx, lol)
you get a giant hamster
*insert piece of pie*

you recieve the plate it was on and you hear a loud burp from inside the vending machine

*inserts blu-tac*

you get half a dozen screaming eggs
*insert yellow paper*

You get a small child and a bottle of mylanta

*Inserts a spork*

you get an ocarina
*insert mask*

you get a paper hat

*inserts pack of cards*

You get an empty card box

*Inserts headphones*

You get a sound system ;)

*inserts breast implant* (not mine...honest!)