You get a...paperclip! But its no ordinary paperclip, it's clip-Man. Faster than a speeding post it, stronger than a tack!!!!!!
He shall keep your papers safe from evil mess makers, Wh00ts!
*Inserts a 'join the Bleach club' threat*
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You get a...paperclip! But its no ordinary paperclip, it's clip-Man. Faster than a speeding post it, stronger than a tack!!!!!!
He shall keep your papers safe from evil mess makers, Wh00ts!
*Inserts a 'join the Bleach club' threat*
You get a piece of paper saying sure! o.O
*inserts Lady Rika* oops
She doesn't seem to be accepted by the vending machine.
*inserts a empty bank*
u get a vault full of Blitzballs
*inserts foot*
You get a big picture of the universe, with a sign pointing to a small, insignificant speck saying "You are here"
*inserts coupon* (that I recieved back on page 144)
you recieved the book (that mute read in final fantasy tactics advanced) that sent his town into the final fantasy world. *inserts coin*
u receive a coupon u can use in ur next 2 times in this machine
*inserts someones finger*
You get a thumb.... 's up for.. um.. being you!?!
*INSERTS COIN*
You get the moldy hand of one of my victims...good thing its not you, huh? *Tilts head and smiles sweetly!*
*Inserts a hug from none other than me...Lady Rika, "I loove you!"*
u get a punch in the face from tifa, as she says "stay away from jess"
*inserts a cute little puppy*
You get the bloody entrails and bones from the now-dead puppy. Awww. ;)
*inserts a cute little kitten*
You get a wet kitty o.O *cough*
*inserts cheese*
Tifa Rox gets beaten over the head by an engraged manga character
(Seriously what the hell is your problem! Who is Jess?!!!)
*Inserts a wet cat(hee hee) eating wet cheese!*
You get a dry kitty with some freeze dried Cheese
*inserts a Double Bacon Cheeseburger*
You recieve a cheap happymeal cheeseburger without the toy, fries or drink... man that sucks...
*inserts cheddar*
You get mozzerela o.O
*inserts Lady Rika*
Oh my! It seems like i've been...inserted! Oh what am i to do...oh yeah I know
Reaches hand out and snaches LostUtopian and pulls in with me ;)
I do need some entertainment while im down here...with all the cheese...will you eat the cheese with me?
*How can i insert something if I just pulled in lostutopian??? I mean really, you can send me stuff though, i like stuff. Particularly Bleach stuff, anything Rukia...*trails off*...*
*inserts some donuts since i cant stand with the idea that someaone has just cheese to eat..*
*inserted a paper saying...please give me something in return..donuts arent that cheap*
recieves a chocolate fudge cake... mmm...
*inserts a coconut*
Yay! I get donuts and cake!!! ^_^
You recieve a new type magazine because theres two copies down here!
(Thanks for the donuts TidusMMM) We appreciate!
*I still can't insert anything...but im eating one of the donuts and drinking coconut juice! Sorry!*
so now i guess its time to insert something cooler...
*inserts stuffed animal from bleach* XD hope u have fun with that XD
PS: there isn't any soul in it....
PPS: still wants something....the cake was good but...
Recieves a Tidus wig with 3 plaits at the back, each with a bead of the letter "M".
*inserts pink power ranger*
Recieves the Tidus brotherhood sword (can you believe it was down here!?)
Begins to poke pink ranger with stick...
Lady Rika:"Don't hurt me..."
Ranger: I must have your soul
Lady Rika: Eeeekkkk, someone send me a weapon!!
(thanks for the stuffed bleach plush!)
*inserts an ultimate bazoooooooca directly from worms: mahyem*
hope its enough...
You didn't insert anything... but don't worry, a worm has crawled into the vending machine to activate the bazooka
*inserst toilet roll*
Uses bazooka to kill evil power ranger and blows up the vending machine so me and LostUtopian can get out, horray!
LadyRika: Oh crap I broke the vending machine...can we get Exisiting Dark to come in here and fix this again...please!
uh...you recieve a plea for yet another new vending machine
*Inserts...oh wait I can't insert anything...*tear*
Lady Rika: Idea!
Scribbles a note of apology and puts on vending machine scraps, yet again very sorry
aww its ok...... *hug*
here........*brings in new & improved VM*
*inserts Lady Rika's apology note*
...Pats vending machine, "Prepare to be poked, probed, jammed and...other molesting sounding stuff done to you"
Anyway, you recieve an ebay bid for a pair of fluffy kitty socks, kool!
*Inserts petshop of horrors manga*
A dirt monster pops out.
*inserts rubber tree*
You recieve sticks! [as if that wasn't predictable...]
*inserts hatred*