The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

You get breast implant powder.

*inserts the guy who's sitting next to me*

you get the guy sitting next to you's hair

*inserts catsup*

you get 12 shillings

*inserts david hasselhoff*

You receive nasty chest hair

*Inserts Yasmine Bleeth's swimsuit*

you get an angry note telling you to stop throwing garbage in the vending machine

*inserts a hot chick*

LOL!
:D
* put 100 coins *

you get absolutely nothing, that horrable machine just ate your coins!

*inserts video relaxant*

You receive an on-topic thread post.

*Puts In One Hairless Nut*

you got noise crush *dramatic megaman music*

*inserts trout yogurt*

You get a note saying to quit putting unediable iteams in the vending machine! ^_^

*Inserts cheesy Poof, in the shape of clouds head*

*you get a piece of ice* {snicker}

*inserts balthier's hankerchef*

You get back a very soggy hankerchief

*inserts mouse*

You recieve a mousepad

*inserts black nailpolish*

you get the contents of the pot spilled out onto your nice shoes ;7

*inserts chain*

you get a giant moomba.

*insert game boy*

you get a Virtual Boy {sweet}

*inserts a nintendo power issue*

You get a nintendo 64 (yay, old school)

*Inserts pokemon snap*

A giant hand sprouts out of the machine and slaps you

*Inserts $300*

you get some plastic coins

*inserts top hat*

you get a used Tuxedo with a milk stain

*inserts plastic keyblade*

You get a dagger

*inserts microphone*

you get a jukebox :D

*inserts toy car*

You get a monkey

*inserts a fresh summer ham*

*You get a summer ham*
Inserts a slinky

you get a chair
*insert coin*

You get a dollar {best exchange system ever!}

*inserts a moogle head*

you get the moogle's left testicle..

*inserts pencil*

*you get a sharpened pencil*
Inserts a jelly donut.

You recieve the donunt hole! The rejected part of the donunt, congrads.

*You recieve Toms phone number from myspace! (lucky you) *

*you receive instructions on how this thread works* :) Sorry sometimes you gotta pick on the n00bs.

Inserts left eyeball.