The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get Hollow Ichigo
*inserts coin*

you get hit in the head with Tenza Zangetzu.
*insert Beniheme*

you get to watch me scream at that thing for hours
*insert whopper*

you get a dane cook cd
*insert canoo*

you get a dime
"inserts that CD i got"

you get a blank cd
*insert gift card*

U get pink-cd case

*inserts coin*

the gift card spits out with $200 on it

*inserts Big Mac*

you get a mcdonalds mass production factory, yup all the big macs you want.
*insert taco bell*

U get a bell 10 times ur size.

*inserts coin with a book picture on it*

you get a road sign
*insert lava lamp*

U get a donkey

*inserts money*

you get a sandal
*insert paper*

U get a wig

*inserts coin*

you get windows media player
*insert itunes*

You get Birth Control!!!!!! (.... don't ask... you know you need it)

*inserts Gaara's Gourd*

you get birth control and a condom
*inserts dildo*

you get a pregnancy test. you never know, you might've forgot to use one when you were wasted.
*insert vodca*

Crap
you get a baby
*inserts coin*

you get an abortion
*insert bird*

you get a hawk
*insert a baby*

you get an old man
*insert vending machine*

You receive a pepsi vending machine

*inserts dollar*

Don't know what you all are talking about.

you insert a coin, then the next person says what you get. it's like this:
Person 1
*insert coin*

person 2
you get a piece of poop.
*insert coin.

Dyluck gets a giant squid.
*insert coin*

You got a Lion Heart Gunblade.

*Insert's Coin*

You get squall doing Renzokuken on you
*inserts google*

You got Cloud doing Omnislash on you.

*Insert's Word*

you get... Paris Hilton!

*inserts porno*

you get a collection of the greatest porn ever.
*inserts a candy wraper*