The Final Fantasy Vending Machine

you get.....like a toothbrush or something

*inserts catfood*

you get some power rangers figurines

*inserts cola*

You recieve a cheap sugar-free cola in its condensed gunk form... yuck!

*inserts sanity*

*Gets sanity back,*

*Inserts Gil*

you get a purple cat with a chocobo cookie in its mouth

*inserts fish*

recieves chips

*inserts salt and vinegar*

you recieve salt and vinegar chips

*inserts salt*

You receive this message "Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world, It's hard to get by just upon a smile."

*inserts peace train*

Level Up! You get ATK+5 and learn how to Moonwalk!

*inserts a :)*

Recieves Patrick Wolf's hairdye

*inserts the major key*

You recieve a Suikoden IV hodded sweatshirt. I want one? Can I have it pwease *big puppy eyes*

*inserts Owl Tears*

You get a bug!

*inserts my cousin's homework*

You get an even older textbook.

*inserts coin*

(Boy, all this coin inserting's making me broke.)

In that case, you get... a bajillion dollars! In Monopoly money. *snickers*

*inserts a keyboard*

You get a Elvis Shaped Dildo.....>> << Can we say that word? LMAO

*inserts Condom* Shit! >> <<

You get a Doctor Mario plush doll.

*inserts a 1Gb memory card*

You get one EMO cutter Kit! With Five Coupons For Emo-O's....the only cereal that understands you. T.T.

*inserts razor*

You recieve an emo sandwich. It cuts itself... conveniant enough?

*inserts a porcupine*

You get a bag of rainbow glitter sparkle ponies!!! YAY YOU! >>

*inserts horse shit*

Recieves a 500ml bottle of Turbo-Lax. As seen on Dumb and Dumber.

*inserts a constipated gorilla*

You get a motor Bike
*inserts a cheese biscuit*

You get a big key, prepare to fight a boss.

*inserts wallet*

u receive....a kick in the ass from the old woman who u stole the wallet

*inserts a meteor*

You receive a slutty vampire that is allergic to blood. ^^

*inserts fangs*

You received one transvestite with attachable balls ;) You'll need those when little 9 year old girls are spitting in your kool aide. LOL

*inserts Spittle Pot*

you get a pokeball

*insert trumpet*

"ouch that sounded like it hurt" anyways you receive an ball of hair.

*inserts comb*

You recive a toupe, a comb could be be used on this.

*Inserts Trinity Blood T-shirt...with blood satins, muwahahaah*

You receive a black trench coat an a machine gun. What will you do now?!? Lol

*inserts head*

you get a body
*inserts Whopper*