you recieve a cactuar. It doesn't like you.
*sticks coin in*
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you recieve a cactuar. It doesn't like you.
*sticks coin in*
You recieve a coupon to recieve a coin of equal or lesser value. Except its expired.
*Sticks hand in vending machine*
you recieve...a pair of pliers so you can get your hand out. The pliers have a Picture attached..It's Cid! turn it different ways to see the different Cids. have fun;p
*inserts foot*
your foot was devoured by the vending machine ... poor you
-inserts your other foot-
You get 1 GP!
*Inserts 250 Gil*
you received 250 items !! Worthless Item 1 , Worthless Item 2 , Worthless Item 3 , Worthless Item 4 , Worthless Item 5 , Worthless Item 6 , Worthless Item 7 , Worthless Item 8 , Worthless Item 9 , Worthless Item 10 , Worthless Item 11 , Worthless Item 12 , Worthless Item 13 , Worthless Item 14 , Worthless Item 15 , Worthless Item 16 , Worthless item 17 .... and so on , I'm too tired to finish it :D
-inserts worthless item 13-
You get Worthless item 251.
*Inserts an angry Moomba via the drop slot.*
You get Rikku Key Ring!
*Puts down Worthless Item 1, 2, 3, 4 & 5*
you recieve everything you put in, but the items are no longer worthless.
*coin insertage*
You received yet another 250 worthless items !!
-inserts worthless item 77-
you recieve worthless item 251
*inserts coin*
you received al_bhed_psycho
-inserts worthless item 251-
You recieve a pack of glue-on Seymour butts
*Inserts GP*
*the vending machine does not accept GP*
*You received a c4 that exploded at your hand* Poor you...
-inserts someone unrelated-
*stretches* getting shoved outta that recieving slot hurts! You recieve a trike, previously owned by Vidina.
*inserts a fun toy*
you receive a rikku and seymour plushie boxset
*inserts coin*
You recieve a tickle-me-moogle with a pom-pom backscratcher
*inserts coin*
aww wow thank you :D
you recieve a life size zell doll
*inserts coin*
you recieve a moogle doll
coin insertage
you recieve a tickle me elmo (oh the shame)
*inserts the coin of doom*
you recieve the tickle me elmo, in more peices than you can count
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coin insertage
you recieve a apology from the vending machine for picking such a horrid thing
*inserts coin*
You received a heavenly gift from the vending machine .. It is a .. EXPLODING POOP !!
*BOOOOM*
-inserts coinn-
*wipes crap from face*
you recieve a cup of chocolate milkshake..........yes chocolate (hehe he will never know)
*inserts crap covered coin*
-Vending machine was so angry that it machine-gunned you with poops with 10000 ammunition at firing speed of 10 poops a second-
-The vending machine is angry at you-
-inserts coin-
you recieve more dirt because it didnt finish
*inserts stick somewhere where a stick wont go and throws vending machine for miles*
*Runs after vending machine* You get a box of Oxygen (Yay!)
*Inserts fingers due to lack of coins*
Your finger was cut off by the vending machine...followed by your hand.
-inserts your cut off finger-
You receive a pile of mush which used to be my fingers
*Inserts tongue due to lack of fingers*
You received another round of getting machine-gunned of poops from the vending machine !! I told you, it hates you
-inserts coin-