You receive Quistis's lucky bra!
-puts coin in-
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You receive Quistis's lucky bra!
-puts coin in-
You recieve Squall pheotus!
-puts coin in-
You recieve a chocobo bill key-ring!
*inserts coin*
You recieve Selphie's placenta..o.0;;
*Inserts coin and makes barbecue*
You receive Zell's salty vagina. The vending machine rumbles. Hope it's not broke.
*puts coin in*
(wow very many FFVIII wrong-ness)
You recieve Squall's facial vagina
*inserts coin*
You recieve a severe burn on your hand as you reach down for your prize from the machine. Cause? Cid's cigarette (FFVII).
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
DAMN IT!
*Flattens out dollar on the corner of the machine*
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
*slides dollar in*
*dollar slides back out* "ERROR!"
*slides dollar in*
*Takes a few steps back*
*Machine makes grinding noises for several minutes*
*Stares at the machine waiting impatiently*
You recieve a long stand
Doesnt insert anything instead waits for Alucard
*gives up on the machine and walks away*
Stupid machine...
*Once out of sight, the machine starts launching out incredible goodies for the next person in line that Alucard should have recieved but didn't because the freakin machine is falling apart*
Sweet...I received 1 million dollar bills,Cloud's buster sword,Tifa's innerwear,Aeris' head,seymour 'I hate you" doll and lots and lots more...
-inserts coin in-
You recieve a wooden box and a wooden sign saying "Lemonade" in badly written crayon....Can I trade?
*inserts coin and lemon* =]
*you recieve love letter from Seymour* [Wait!! let me open it!]
*inserts slightly perfumed coin*
you recieve slightly perfumed perfume
You didn't put a coin in^
*Inserts penis....*
Ah just what I thought. You receive a whale with Squall's name printed on it. Hope you've got a big pool.
*Inserts Zell's salty vagina that I won earlier.*
You recieve salty penis!
*inserts coin*
You receive HappyHand!
*inserts coin* :p
you recieve don corneo's shirt.
*inserts coin*
you receive don corneo's cane!
*puts coin in*
you recieve a Zell wig..
*insertage of coin here*
You recieve an angry, and bald zell!
coin insertage
you receive barret's black mask!
*puts coin in*
You recieve a half eaten watermelon that Barret was eating.
*Puts coin in*
you recieve 10000000000000 gil!
I think the vending machine is broken... kicks it* well that's all I can do
inserts a coin wondering if it will work
the vending machine sticks its tongue out at you. guess it's fixed now
*puts coin in*
you recieve Garnets pendent
*inserts coin*
You recieve Edea's lucky gloves.
-Inserts coin and pulls lever-
-Realises it isn't a slot machine-
"Huh? Why the hell did it have a lever?"
-Wait's for prize and answer-
you recieve a lever
*inserts a cinema*
You receive a badly decomposed Cloud torso.................replica.
*inserts very large chocolate coin*
You recieve melted chocolate protruding from the coin slot.
-struggles with a $5 bill for 10 minutes trying to get it to go in, until finally it works after an excessive flattening-
You recieve your five dollar bill.
*puts coin in*